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Fiery Jack

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You may be surprised at this, but I think the following people (only those alive) are cool...

 

Khun Sanuk

Bernard Manning

D C Lee

Paul Weller

John Cooper Clarke

Toni Childs

Leonard Cohen

Mickey Rourke

Jools Holland

Marc Almond

Fiery Jack

Samantha Morton

SilHeakHunt

Brian Molko

Carew 66

Richard Butler

Brett Anderson

John Ashbery

Dido

David Thompson

Ryuichi Sakamoto

Morrissey

Muff Richardson

Mel B

Nick Cave

Shane MacGowan

The big-knockered bird who works at my local 7/11

Robert de Niro

Sol Campbell

Philip Seymour Hoffman

Denis Leary

The black bird I shagged in London in 2001

Steven Wright

Steve Harley

Andrew Eldrich

Samuel Jackson

Abi Titmuss...

 

What about you?

 

jack :help:

 

 

 

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Adge Cutler & The Wurzels :bow::drunk:

 

I drove my tractor through your hay stack last night

(ooh aah ooh aah)

I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet

( ooh aah ooh aah)

Now somethings telling me

That you'm avoiding me

Come on now darlin you've got something i need

 

Chorus:

Cuz i got a brand new combine harvester

An ill give you the key

Come on now lets get together in perfect harmony

I got twenty acres

An' you got forty three

Now i got a brand new combine harvester

An' ill give you the key.

 

She made i laugh haha

 

Ill stick by you, ill give you all that you need

Well 'ave twins and triplets

im a man built for speed

And you know i love you darlin

So give me your hand

But what i want the most

Is all they acres of land

 

Chorus

 

Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all

 

For seven long years ive been alone in this place

Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, its a proper disgrace

Now if i cleaned it up would you change your mind

Ill give up drinkin scrumpy and that lager and lime

 

Chorus

 

Who loves ya baby ha

 

Werent we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance

I wore brand new garters and me courderoy pants

In your new sunday dress with your perfume smellin' grand

We had our photos took and us holdin hands

 

Chorus

 

Now i got a brand new combine harvester

And ill give you the key

Now that we'm both past our fifties i think that you and me

should stop this galavanting and will you marry me

coz i got a brand new combine harvester

An ill give you the key

 

Aahh yu're a fine lookin woman and i can't wait to getme hands on your land

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Was..is..

 

Steve McQueen

Denzel Washington

Rhubarb

Elvis (obviously)

Axl Rose

Natasha Kaplinsky:hubba:

Patrick Moore

My old geography teacher

Kenny Dalgleish

Bill Clinton

*NOT* my old maths teacher

Bruce Foxton

Jigger

50 Cent

Dennis Skinner (not to be confused with that twat face Frank Skinner)

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Wow- First I replied, "Denis Leary is a god-damned dick of a right-wing asshole. Not cool in any way! :("

 

Then I realized, no, that's Dennis Miller. Fuckwad.

 

Denis Leary actually is cool! :) Love his bit on trying to get a normal cup of coffee at a Starbucks type place. "Whaddya mean, what flavor? Coffee-flavored coffee. And pull your pants up. Why do you think they call it U N D E R W E A R??"

 

Jack Nicholson would be on my list.

 

Pornthip, the forensics doctor.

 

Sean Connery- the only Bond. Willing to take on odd roles and willing to poke fun at himself. I'd swear that his accent gets thicker, though.

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Here's a few more to add to some on your list:

Jose Mourinho

John Travolta

Kevin Spacey

Vince Vaughn

Jon Favreau

Steve Nash

Bill Murray

Ethan Hawke

Don Johnson

Mark Wahlberg

Tim Robbins

Brian Austin Green

Gene Simmons

Seal

Jerry Seinfeld

Prosal

Lleyton Hewitt

Andre Agassi

Wesley Snipes

Burt Reynolds

Sean Connery

Pierce Brosnan

Kevin Bacon

Johnny Depp

Matt Dillon

Brandy

Dwayne Wade

Ray Liota

Al Pacino

Quentin Tarentino

Harvey Keitel

Mekhi Pfifer

Michael Madsen

Tom Sizemore

Pat Riley

Herman Edwards

Ving Rhames

Jean Paul Anglade

Eric Stoltz

Paul Walker

Chocolate Steve

Pattaya127

Peter1964

ib13

Vin Diesel

Kirk Gibson

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