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Anyone got any good Michael Jackson jokes?


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I am sure there are manay many around but i have only heard 2 so far. Anyone got any that are not in bad taste?

 

Q. why does michael J. like twenty eight year olds?

 

A. because there are twenty of them

 

Q. whats the difference between michael jackson and a plastic shopping bag?

 

A. one is white plastic and dangerous for kids, and the other is a shopping bag.

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Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?

A: "Don't let your son go down on me."

 

Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

A: He ate a nine year old wiener!

 

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.

 

Q: Where's Michael going on holiday?

A: He's off to Tampa with the kids.

 

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

A: They both have small boys pants at half off!

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What did Micheal jackson say to Garry Glitter?

"I'll swap you a 10 for two fives!"

 

What did micheal Jackson say to the 14 year old?

"I wish you were 9"

 

Whats the difference between Micheal Jackson and a greyhound race?

The greyhounds wait for the hares(hairs)to come out!

 

Micheal and Janet Jackson are at Neverland and decided to have a night indoors.

"Shall we rent a DVD" says Janet

"Can we have Alladdin?"replies Micheal

"I think your in enough trouble already!" says Janet

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