jack_schist Posted April 17, 2005 Report Share Posted April 17, 2005 I am sure there are manay many around but i have only heard 2 so far. Anyone got any that are not in bad taste? Q. why does michael J. like twenty eight year olds? A. because there are twenty of them Q. whats the difference between michael jackson and a plastic shopping bag? A. one is white plastic and dangerous for kids, and the other is a shopping bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun_Kong Posted April 17, 2005 Report Share Posted April 17, 2005 Michael Jackson? Not in bad taste? Kidding, right? Q: How do the children know when it's time for bed at the Neverland estate? A: When the big hand touches the little hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moo_Uan Posted April 17, 2005 Report Share Posted April 17, 2005 Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song? A: "Don't let your son go down on me." Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning? A: He ate a nine year old wiener! Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks. Q: Where's Michael going on holiday? A: He's off to Tampa with the kids. Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common? A: They both have small boys pants at half off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterBlonde Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Did you know that Michael Jackson thought Boys2men was a delivery service Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterBlonde Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Looks like you were watching Uncle Doug last night.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Q: how did the cops know MJ was guilty? A: several kids fingered him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous_Dog Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Disgusting Disgusting Disgusting! MORE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 Q:Why doesn't Michael like to go out at night? A: He doesn't like to leave the kids behind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusty Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 What did Micheal jackson say to Garry Glitter? "I'll swap you a 10 for two fives!" What did micheal Jackson say to the 14 year old? "I wish you were 9" Whats the difference between Micheal Jackson and a greyhound race? The greyhounds wait for the hares(hairs)to come out! Micheal and Janet Jackson are at Neverland and decided to have a night indoors. "Shall we rent a DVD" says Janet "Can we have Alladdin?"replies Micheal "I think your in enough trouble already!" says Janet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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