He wanted to do what!!??

[jasmine]

[color:"blue"] All I have to say is thank you; for your humor, your wit and intelligence, your adult outlook on life, and well, just for being you, a true inspiration to the board and for me. And for all you contribute here, even in a thread like this. You've won my heart darling! If that husband of yours ever lets you go, I'll, I'll, well would you settle for mia noi? I don't think my wife will let me marry you!

 

Cent

 

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Sweet Cent, I am a "kept" wpman for Hubby now since I retired before the age of 55 so the pension should be waited a few more years, so a "mia noi" may not be far off from a "kept" woman, eh???

 

I really cannot blame your wife, remember, she knows how to do things for your best interest and happiness, I don't. (not that I cannot learn, LOL)

 

Jasmine

[jasmine]

[color:"blue"] I recall a bargirl telling me about a client in his seventies who just wanted to cuddle and talk."

 

Now THAT'S fucking disgusting!!!!!! Hasn't this guy heard of viagra?

 

Cent

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NOT disgusting, ask my Hubby

 

Jasmine ::

[Belem]

A Patong Beach bargirl told me a Scottish man asked her to take his belt and lash him across his back with it. She said she did it, and he got off.

[Fiery Jack]

Belem said:

A Patong Beach bargirl told me a Scottish man asked her to take his belt and lash him across his back with it...

 

Poor bloke was probably homesick for his missus. You ever met any "big" birds from Dundee?

 

jack

[Boring_Man]

I haven't heard a lot of the strange sex stories, but I have heard a lot of the "just cuddling/sleeping" stories. I think if the truth were to be told, that this would make up a significant percentage--at least 10%-15%--of bargirl/customer encounters. Sometimes I think it's driven by simple lonliness, sometimes by nervousness about being with a pro, however I also think it happens a lot because one or the other partner has simply ingested too much alcohol to function. It always makes me wonder when I see guys dragging their BF from bar to bar, pounding down the drinks.

 

The odd stories I have heard, and the Moderator should feel free to delete this, all involve the customer offering/insisting that the BG use drugs with them. This is just nuts, for all sorts of reasons. The girls aren't very favorably impressed by it, either, at least not the ones I've spoken to.

[shygye]

A BG was paid to squirt her breast milk into the punter's beer.

[ZMAN Z28]

Yeah, but is is sure nice to wake up to a little bundle of joy in the morning and roll on top and pound away after a heavy night of drinking.

 

Z

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There are some places in Japan that specialise in pregnant women and women with breast milk.

 

Sex with a pregnnat woman is terrifying for me but apparently lots of men will pay for it.

[Guest]

The girls aren't very favorably impressed by it, either, at least not the ones I've spoken to.

 

As you said, perhaps going into areas not to be discussed here, but from experiances (long ago) a negative attitude to these offers was not universal.

[Guest]

I have heard a few "fisting" stories over the years, including involving ladyboys ::