Ranger Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 And no massage guy mauling you in mid piss! I had to pee last night at the Colisium and used a stall instead a urinal as I can't pee while some guy is massaging me ::. Actually, the service after didn't bother me as much as it used to. One guy waiting outside the stall with a hot towel, escorting me to an available sink and giving me hot and cold towels to wash my hands while another guy massaged my neck and shoulders. Wait, is that gay? Ranger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 If I'm at Nana or in the immediate area, and things have not reached the desperation stage, I usually head to the Landmark. J.W. Marriot has nicer toilets than the Landmark. I'll use the Landmark if it's on my way or in a pinch, though. Majestic has a nice, 1 person toilet as well, but I feel funny using it if I'm not staying there. Ranger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camerashy Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 OK, never tried the Marriot. I tend not to go down that area, so never think of it. But, in the interests of balanced reporting, I'll give it a go. :: Probably my worst toilet experiences have been in China, especially away from the bigger cities. Some of those at fuel stops make the go go's look like 5 star jobs - that's if you can get inside the door . The stench usually sent me scurrying off to admire some nearby vegetation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free2Fly Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 Its always a bit of a shock to a newbie in LOS, first time they take a leak in a Thai toilet and find they are in the company of a few nice thai girls doing there makeup or hair. Damn right, I had been prepared for the male masseur lurking in the little boys room but the woman seated at a table 3 feet away from the 'pissoir' doing the accounts? Nup. <Enter stage fright> So from now on I train the little soldier to go when he *really* needs to... b. You be pissing brown liquid from you ass, hence no need for a real shit. Is this compulsory for a visitor to the Thailand? Is it a cruel trick the Kingdom plays on the newbie? I read that Stickman suggests it's more often than not dehydration that causes it but dayaaaaamn, I was out for the count for nearly a week! Suspect it was food poisoning myself.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 Got to agree with you there. The toilets in Long Gun are crap (no pun intended) but there is usually scantily clad girls in there and you can have a grope as they dress/undress preen etc in the mirror. I have and they don't seem to mind!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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