Nervous_Dog Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 Just back from a 1 day trip to China, to Szenchen, across the border. Stayed 1 night at a great hotel, someone else's expence, who then took me and the team from Co.X I was with to dinner and "Massage". Dinner was a hoot, usual Chinese thing of toasting 1 to 1 rather than a group. PG, the boss of Co.X who I was chaperoning was badly targeted. However the Chinese had brought the most stunning girl with them, slight, BIG tits, beautiful and SMART, she really WAS a Biz Dev person, as well as a stunner. So I targeted her, seemed fair, the Chinese protested saying "But she a girl, I do instead of her" To the amazement of everyone she drank shots like a pro, in the end outdrinking just about everyone. I did my usual trick of drinking half my shot glass before the toaste, then spitting it out into the thick cloth they give you at the beggining of the meal. That way all my taosts were half shots. However the funniest thing was, at the end of the night, we put all out empty glasses on the table, and the CEO of the chinese company had a glass that was at least (and we measured it to make sure) 20% deeper and bigger than anyone elses! No wonder he was bright red! The girl didn't want to go to "Masssage", but then neither did the Co.X man or myself, so we went to Karoke, FARK The most STUNNING girls where brought to us for our "Selection". about midnight, as we had a 6am start, Co.X man and myself went home aloone, I REALLY wanted the Biz Dev girl, but that would have been bad form. Left the other lads, I hear they had fun, Co.X man and myself talked about the girls, thinking was it better strategy to prove we are here for business first, as we keep telling the Chinese, or have gone fucking? As I am working with Co.X I followed the lead, ARGGHHHHHH THEY WHERE HOT!!!! I'M A IDIOT DOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khwaimaisabai Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 Nervous_Dog said:I did my usual trick of drinking half my shot glass before the toaste, then spitting it out into the thick cloth they give you at the beggining of the meal. Hi dog, Sounds disgusting. How do you mange it without being noticed? And doesn't the cloth end up very soggy by the end of the night? Khwai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous_Dog Posted March 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 I learnt this trick years ago, the thick cloth is usually left at the table, what you do is continually "wipe" your face at the beggining of the meal so they don't take it away and everyone is used to you doing it. When the toasting starts, then wipe your lips, and "spit" the half shot into the cloth YES it does get soggy! DONT ask for a new one as the waiter may dob you in! DOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilli13 Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 sounded like good fun even you fucked it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous_Dog Posted March 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 I was good fun, even wthout getting fucked! Would love for a bunch of us to be there, make a nice spot ffor a friday meeting, as long as someone else was paying! DOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.. Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 YOU WANK!!! I am there now! OJK, well, Guangzhou, and a bit out of town, at a good customer's site. Think "red Indians", but in a "German sporty footware" sense LOL! We need to coordinate our trips! Cheers, S-maotai-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous_Dog Posted March 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 I called you yesterday? How long you been there? When you back? Slacker DOG - Moral integrity re-boot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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