Thoughts from America

[Flashermac]

THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:

 

1. COWS

2. THE CONSTITUTION

3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

 

1. COWS

 

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

 

2. THE CONSTITUTION

 

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and George Bush isn't using it anyway.

 

3. TEN COMMANDMENTS

 

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse is you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment!

 

 

[chuck6660]

Great post!

[Mekong]

Flashermac said:

THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:

 

1. COWS

2. THE CONSTITUTION

3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

 

1. COWS

 

 

After giving it some thought, I do believe that Cows are the basis of global ecconomics.

 

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income.

 

INDIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You worship them.

 

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS

You dont have any cows. You claim that the Indian cows belong to you. You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for Warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs Japan for equipment. You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation by the world.

 

AMERICAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind. You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

 

FRENCH ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

 

GERMAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

 

BRITISH ECONOMICS

You have two cows. They are both mad cows.

 

ITALIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

 

SWISS ECONOMICS

You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

 

JAPANESE ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

 

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 17 cows. You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

 

CHINESE ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

[rookie]

Yep...Flashermac....a great post.

In fact I liked it enough to do something I almost never have done.....uh....borrow it...and credit it to 'Anon', cuz where I go nobody knows 'Flashermac'.

[David_66_UK]

THAI ECONOMICS

 

You have two Cows. One is sick. The other Cow goes to work in Pattaya, meets a Farang who buys the Cow a Motorbike, a car and a House and sends money every month to look after the Sick Cow.