vaginaholic Posted June 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Munchmaster I know. Tried for years to register e-mail addresses with the other less clinical sounding names. Most e-mail services reject names like cunt- pussy- and snatch-aholic. Damen Thanks for your kind words. I never tried anusaholic. Thanks for the suggestion, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unit731 Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 How many standard orifices are there on the average gal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaginaholic Posted June 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Is this a trick question? It all depends on dick size. If nostrils and ears are included the number goes up. Did you think I would not catch that and admit to a seven holer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soongmak Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Vaginaholic, you forgot the hole in her HAND! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckwoww Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Nervous_Dog said:I came in a girls eye once and she claimed it stung like hell. DOG Interesting. By some strange synchronicity I just happen to be reading 'Yellow Dog' by Martin Amis and lo and behold on page 274 two porn stars (Dork Bogarde and Hick Johnsonson) are discussing this very subject. They are talking about blowjob techniques...the 'tongue-slide', the 'feed-draw' the 'back-take' etc. This inevitably leads to the 'Cockout' the 'Bullshit Cockout' the 'Boxback', the 'Money Shot' and of course the good old-fashioned Facial. But I shouldn't give away the plot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous_Dog Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 That sounds like a good book for the book club! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckwoww Posted June 30, 2006 Report Share Posted June 30, 2006 Maybe. It's about the loss of innocence and moral decay. He even tries to tackle pedophilia which is brave. Amis is a bit too clever for his own good sometimes I think. It's heavy going in parts and a touch too surrealistic. Joycian almost. The porn bits are excellent though. He obviously enjoyed writing them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 chuckwoww said:Amis is a bit too clever for his own good sometimes I think. Too right, I gave up reading Amis after Times Arrow. After reading how someone can take a shit in reverse I thought I had experienced enough of this smart arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted July 1, 2006 Report Share Posted July 1, 2006 teddy said: Too right, I gave up reading Amis after Times Arrow. After reading how someone can take a shit in reverse I thought I had experienced enough of this smart arse. Please go on.......this I've got to hear. Reminds me of this girl I saw once. She made this guy cum on a glass coffee tabel.....she then proceeds to roll a hundred dollar bill and snort it all up her nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Basically its about a doctor but the tale starts from his death on a hospital bed and then follows his life in reverse and you eventually discover that he was a nazi doctor who had carried out experiments in concentration camps. The whole story runs in reverse so he describes how the doctor spews food bit by bit onto a fork and them places it onto a plate. Also, how he sits on the toilet and a turd jumps into his arse. Its a novelty at first but I think anybody who gets through the whole book deserves either a medal or a straightjacket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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