what country are you from?

[Mekong]

I know it has been repeated on Numerous occasions, but the guy who first posted this on the Old Delphi Board just so happens to be a good friend of mine, and I have spent many an amusing night in his company playing the same line:

 

Enjoy.

 

Hi All, I was vaguely following the post on �The Worst Ambassadors�, which are the worst nationalities in LOS and so on. I have a solution to this , and am looking for for new recruits to my team. While on Pattaya I decided to avoid the bargirl prejudices on certain nationalities, eg ` Man from Germany, he broke my heart, I no like man Germany any more`, or � Man Italy he boom boom too long, I no like man Italy� etc . I achieved this by declaring myself as the `Man from Greenland `.

 

`Hello where you from ? `

`I am from Greenland`

`Oh, Greenland man very goo... Greenland !! . Where Greenland, I no hear before `

 

Bingo. Now instead of reurgitating their own experiences with men of different nationalities they had experienced, I was instead asked where the hell Greenland was, and pretty soon I was drawing a map of Greenland for several bargirls showing them this new exciting country. By the time I had left, I had sold Greenland as a new home of exciting falangs who treat their women with the utmost respect and have good hearts. What I am looking for now is more sanukers who want to abandon their nationalities for a night or two, and adopt Greenland as their new country of origin.

Together, let�s create a strong brand name, Greenland, as a place where nice men roam. A place that bargirls can hold close to their hearts as a nationality of good quality sanukers. I have already laid the groundwork in Cat�s a gogo and Classroom a gogo in Pattaya, , let�s have more honourary Greenlanders who behave themselves well, and pretty soon the brand name can be adopted by anyone , as a guarantee to a bargirl the the � Man from Greenland, he good heart �. RIC

 

 

�RICSCURR � on April 13th 2001 , 20 minutes later and again under attack from T_Ngern :

 

Excellent news . I know you were flamed for bringing up trivial spelling mistakes before , but it must have had the desired effect on me. Rather than rush through my post , I took my time, looked at the big words and made sure they looked ok, when a word looked to be incorrectly spelled and I didn�t know the correct spelling , I simply replaced it with a word that meant the same thing that I could spell . Can I count on you to be an honourary Greenlander for the night , I`m sure you would do a good job, but please when a bargirl writes something for you , don�t reprimand her for incorrect punctuation or grammar , simply give her a big smile , a big Greenland smile.

 

A few awkward questions that a man from Greenland may have to face:

 

Question : `Why no man Greenland come Thailand before ? `

Appropriate lie : `Only this year can man Greenland leave country , same same man Lao and Cambodia. `

 

 

Question : `Why you speak good English ? `

Apropriate lie : `Greenland very close to Amerigah , Canadah, Engerland etc .If she detects your accent, simply say you studied at university in the country you are actually from.

 

Question ;: `What job you do Greenland ? `

Appropriate lie : `I am fisherman `

 

 

Question : `Why you no buy cola for me ? `

Appropriate lie : `There is not much fucking money to be made catching sodding fish now is there. `

 

WRONG !!!!!

 

Man Greenland good heart,remember that . Buy the lady a drink.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nice One Ricco, still makes me smile

 

PS His posting about breaking up with his Farang GF whilst on his Gap year in Oz, taking a stop over in Thailand, meeting Ladyboys in CM and drinking the Naam Keow (Green Fanta) Buddah offerings because he was thirsty is even better reading, unfortunatley that is on another (semi private) forum that I wont plaugurise.

 

 

[Fidel]

When Thai people ask me where I live now, I tell them Pakistan... invariably they say, "Ao! Pak Isaan, Changwat Arai"? Meaning, Isaan Region... which province?

[Zaad]

Amsterdam

[sakoni2002]

To BGs that ask.....

 

from the Artic , where the Penguins come from

 

OC

 

I always say Nikolai Viznetski from Vladivostock and it's fun to see their reactions as their tongues really get in a twist trying to pronounce that, not to mention their nickers in a twist too!

[Pescator]

Greenland? I could use that line, I used to live there for a while. Surprised your friend didn`t mention the fact that Santa resides on Greenland, I am sure he could have made quite a tale out of that

 

Now I live in Sjælland, Sealand, same country though.

 

cheers

hn

 

 

 

[elef]

HN,

 

Santa lives in Sweden according to the swedes

 

Santa lives in Finland according to the finns

 

 

Actually I read a few days ago that Santa has moved from Greenland now and letters from children all over the world will not be answered any more.

 

 

[JungleBunny]

latitude 34.52S

longitude 138.30E

6734.939425746516 km from Bangkok

3636.576363794015 nautical mile from Bangkok

 

Adelaide, Australia

 

 

 

 

[MooNoi]

Fuck... another Crow Eater! Why are all these South Australians coming out of the woodwork recently?

 

C'mon Sydney blokes... get your act together!

 

Hey Jungle Bunny... It's Sunday! Shouldn't you be in church?

[ChristianTroy]

I love that Greenland Story :grin:

it is much better than my "I am from Pina Colada"

[Mekong]

CT,

 

If you liked this one try this.

 

KSR World Records according to Rico

 

This Character is still around on other forums, and we do meet up each year on his Annual 3 Monthly SE Asian Sojourns.