shygye Posted January 18, 2007 Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shygye Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 What's the difference between a 3-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In 6 weeks, the puppy will stop whining. - Mike Ditka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Some really great ones here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted February 3, 2007 Report Share Posted February 3, 2007 Cowboy philosopher Will Rogers: 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. 4. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 5. Always drink upstream from the herd. 6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. 7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. 8. There are three kinds of men: the ones that learn by reading, the few who learn by observation and the rest who have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves. 9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 10. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. 11. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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