buddha Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 I am usually with what I would label: a pocket rocket. Usually 5'-5'2" and about 105-110 lbs. Natural a or b cup preferred over fakeys, and no tattoo is a total bonus. A well proportioned, muscular, dark skinned isaan love bug. Lucky for me too it's available around every corner. Short hair, long hair doesn't matter as long as she wears it well. The proportioning thing is why I choose to chase girls in Thailand. You can find girls with these measurements throughout mexico, central america, and south america, but the proportioning isn't the same. Stubby little legs, peanut fingers, and almost dwarfish qualities..... The thai pocket rocket is short but has long legs. She has small hands and feet but slim fingers and toes. If photographed the right way she can appear to be tall. Now if you look at my ideal weight it seems a bit high for a girl that short, but remember I like musclularity. As far as the a and b cup, don't get me wrong....I would love a c, but you would sacrifice some extra flab all over. I think the Philapenas [sp] are of this body type but with more gifted mammaries. Perhaps worth a visit. Most important is I want a hardbody, and some extra beef on the bumper. I have no problem with a small chest. Most times if they have one they really love when you pay it some extra attention. In addition a girl this size makes me feel like the pornstar I should have been. OH's, AH's, OY's...reverbarating about the bedroom massaging my ego and making me feel content if just for a little while [someone commented that my recent posting was too sensible lately]. Thats what I look for, how about YOU? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BKKanalist Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 I kind of think the term "Pocket Rocket" could be misconstrued by some as demeaning. For that Reason I prefer to use the term Discharge Unit. Generally, fake tits are the number one turn off for me, followed by the awful tatoos that look like they were done in prison with broken glass. Third is husbands waiting for them on motorcycles at closing time. Call me old fashioned but I think the disease risk is much higher with girls that live with mengda scum. Most of my Discharge Units are chosen for personality. Stopping off in bars several times a week gives me the ability to see how women act with other falang. Only the finest make it to the exalted Discharge Unit category but I have to admit the most important factors for me are not physical. I hope that doesn't sound gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooNoi Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Much prefer the Chinese-Thai or Northern Thai (Chiang Mai / Chiang Rai) look to the dark-skinned, fresh-farm-girl-off-the bus Isaan look I have to say. Both in BG's and when chasing GTG's. Dark skin just doesn't do it for me. I go through phases. Sometimes I like cute little spinners, and sometimes I like tall Amazon-types who may be even carrying a few extra pounds. Depends what mood I'm in. Definitely no stetchies though. Stretch marks I do not do. I much prefer chicks who don't have a baby yet. I actually saw a guy walking down Cowboy the other night with a t-shirt on that said "I Support Single Moms" with an outline of a girl dancing on a pole underneath the slogan. Pretty tasteless I thought. Still, up to him. If ever a shirt labelled someone as "sex tourist" this is it. (Along with the "Good Guy Goes to Heaven, Bad Guy Goes to Pattaya" t-shirt. Who buys this crap let alone wears it?) The main thing for me is how a girl dresses when she's "off duty" from the bar. If she is wearing crappy jeans, and a top that says "MORGAN", "CHAPS" or "D & G" or has a Mickey Mouse or Pooh Bear insignia anywhere on it, I'm cringing. I guess the average BG buys her clothes in "bits-and-bobs" whenever she has a few spare baht, therefore that's why their outfits look like they've dressed from a charity shop 99% of the time. That's always a scary moment for me - when I've BF'd in a gogo and I never know what they'll come out wearing. You gotta be well-dressed and have a little bit of class to make it onto my A-List, that's for sure. Dress sexy, but look like a lady, not like a tart. There are a couple of girls I know in the bars who are just out of this world on the "cute register" but they actually look a lot younger than they are, so I'm fearful of walking down the street in public with them, and won't go with them - pure and simple. Also never know if their I.D. is fake, so could, in actual fact, be a real youngie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddha Posted March 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 MooNoi: 'The main thing for me is how a girl dresses when she's "off duty" from the bar.' Wow did you take the words right out of my mouth. Nothing worse than standard BG garb. I hate it when the jeans are dragging too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddha Posted March 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 I don't see how the term 'Pocket Rocket' could be misconstrued by some as demeaning in a thread where I am discussing the ideal body type of the prostitutes I frequent. I see how I could be misconstrued by some as demeaning, but not the term. Misconstrued mind you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Nice smile goes a long way with me but bad teeth definately will put me off straight away. But the number one thing for me is sexually compatability. She can be the most drop dead gorgeous girl in LOS but if she's not into the good old "rumpy pumpy" she just won't interest me. Had Chinese/Thai and Northern farm girls but my little friend from over the border it buy far my perfect girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BKKanalist Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 buddha- I am just hyper-sensitive about offending any feminists that could be reading the board. Clothes for me are not an issue as generally my M.O. (modus operandi) is to have my D. U. (discharge unit) AKA (also known as) P.R. (pocket rocket) drop by my apt (apartment) when I call. So, fortunately, no matter how badly dressed they will be on the dresser, hanging on a chair or on the floor within seconds of arrival. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooNoi Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 I'm in Hanoi at the moment. And it's a LOT cooler than Bangkok - the temperature is about 18 or 19 during the day and much cooler at night. (Not sure what that is in farenheit for you luddites who aren't metricated yet!) But the local VN girls are all walking / riding / cycling around wearing really cute furry hats, scarves, thick sweaters, knee-high boots... and they look so damn cute in that gear! A nice change after LOS! Also, I think the traditional Ao Yai in Vietnam is one of the sexiest pieces of clothing a woman could ever wear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waerth Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Cute face is all I usually care about. And yes the Vietnamese Ao Dai is the sexiest piece of clothing ever made Moonoi agree with you on that. W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooNoi Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Ao Yai in the north Ao Dai in the South?? One of the two, anyway. Who cares... damn sexy! Ao Dai Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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