Hugh_Hoy Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 "Hillary Clinton said that her childhood dream was to be an Olympic athlete. But she was not athletic enough. She said she wanted to be an astronaut, but at the time they didn't take women. She said she wanted to go into medicine, but hospitals made her 'woozy'. Should she be telling people this story? I mean, she's basically saying she wants to be president because she can't do anything else." Jay Leno Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign? Know what sign? 'For Sale.' Jay Leno "A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on eBay for $400. He's a law student, so he probably doesn't need it, but still, that's not very much. Today, Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, at least I got some furniture and a Senate seat for mine." Jay Leno "Hillary Clinton said today that she wants legislation to allow all ex-felons to vote. See, this way all of Clinton's former business partners can vote for her in 2008." Jay Leno "Well, the big story - Hillary Clinton will be running for president in 2008. You know why I think she's running? I think she finally wants to see what it's like to sleep in the president's bed." Jay Leno Top Democrats have mixed feelings about Senator Hillary Clinton running for president. Apparently, some Democrats don't like the idea, while others hate it. Conan O'Brien In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why President Bush can't find the tallest man in Afghanistan. Probably for the same reason she couldn't find the fattest intern under the desk." Jay Leno "Former President Bill Clinton said that if his wife, Hillary, is elected president, he will do whatever she wants. You know Bill Clinton, when he makes a vow to Hillary, you can take that to the bank." Jay Leno "Hillary Clinton said today that she didn't know her husband, Bill Clinton, was giving the Arabs advice on the port deal while she was ruling against it. Can you believe that? Hillary was clueless about a major political event. You know what that means? She could really be the next president of the United States." Jay Leno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elef Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 I think she wants to sit in the chair in the ovale room and order Monica Lewinsky to give her a BJ every day at least once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Hoy Posted April 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 Or maybe she wants to give Monica a good "tongue lashing" 555555555555555555 HH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCgringo Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 I am glad Hillary is in this so early , she will burn out quick, people will get tired of her forced smile, I think it will be someone else who will get it , not the front runners right now ! OC PS......at least I hope the front runners fall away.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 The problem is, if the Dems don't run someone cabable of winning, the Repubs will win again...no time to play games with PC candidates etc...I doubt the "swing voters" will go for a woman or a Black man as president...hope I am wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 I don't know if there is anybody capable of winning in either party! Maybe we should just go four years without a prez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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