MooNoi Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 If there's two sorts of music I hate, it's country and western... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristianTroy Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 I am impressed by your taste of music! :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristianTroy Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 another good song which I have used in my banned YouTube Video (where can I upload it) PUDDLE OF MUD - SHE HATES ME Met a girl, thought she was grand Fell in love found out first hand Went well for a week or two Then it all came unglued In a trapp trip I can't grip never thought I'd be the one who'd slip then I started to realize I was living one big lie [Chorus] She fucking hates me.......... trust she fucking hates me.......... la la la love I tried too hard and she tore my feelings like I had none and ripped them away [Chorus] She was queen for about an hour After that shit got sour She took all I ever had No sign of guilt no feeling of bad In a trapp trip I can't grip never thought I'd be the one who'd slip then I started to realize I was living one big lie [Chorus] That's my story, as you see Learned my lesson and so did she Now it's over and i'm glad 'Cause I'm a fool for all I've said [Chorus] Trust la la la la la la la la la love Trust She fucking hates me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 The Skinhead Hamlet Shakespeare's play translated into modern English. [Our hope was to achieve something like the effect of the New English Bible. --Eds.] ACT I SCENE I The Battlements of Elsinore Castle. [Enter HAMLET, followed by GHOST.] GHOST: Oi! Mush! HAMLET: Yer? GHOST: I was fucked! [Exit GHOST.] HAMLET: O Fuck. [Exit HAMLET.] SCENE II The Throneroom. [Enter KING CLAUDIUS, GERTRUDE, HAMLET and COURT.] CLAUDIUS: Oi! You, Hamlet, give over! HAMLET: Fuck off, won't you? [Exit CLAUDIUS, GERTRUDE, COURT.] HAMLET: (Alone) They could have fucking waited. [Enter HORATIO.] HORATIO: Oi! Watcha cock! HAMLET: Weeeeey! [Exeunt.] SCENE III Ophelia's Bedroom. [Enter OPHELIA and LAERTES.] LAERTES: I'm fucking off now. Watch Hamlet doesn't slip you one while I'm gone. OPHELIA: I'll be fucked if he does. [Exeunt.] SCENE IV The Battlements. [Enter HORATIO, HAMLET and GHOST.] GHOST: Oi! Mush, get on with it! HAMLET: Who did it then? GHOST: That wanker Claudius. He poured fucking poison in my fucking ear! HAMLET: Fuck me! [Exeunt.] ACT II SCENE I A corridor in the castle. [Enter HAMLET reading. Enter POLONIUS.] POLONIUS: Oi! You! HAMLET: Fuck off, grandad! [Exit POLONIUS. Enter ROSENCRANZ and GUILDENSTERN.] ROS & GUILD: Oi! Oi! Mucca! HAMLET: Fuck off, the pair of you! [Exit ROS & GUILD.] HAMLET: (Alone) To fuck or be fucked. [Enter OPHELIA.] OPHELIA: My Lord! HAMLET: Fuck off to a nunnery! [They exit in different directions.] ACT III SCENE I The Throne Room. [Enter PLAYERS and all COURT.] I PLAYER: Full thirty times hath Phoebus cart... CLAUDIUS: I'll be fucked if I watch any more of this crap. [Exeunt.] SCENE II Gertrude's Bedchamber. [Enter GERTRUDE and POLONIUS, who hides behind an arras.] [Enter HAMLET.] HAMLET: Oi! Slag! GERTRUDE: Watch your fucking mouth, kid! POLONIUS: (From behind the curtain) Too right. HAMLET: Who the fuck was that? [He stabs POLONIUS through the arras.] POLONIUS: Fuck! [POLONIUS dies.] HAMLET: Fuck! I thought it was that other wanker. [Exeunt.] ACT IV SCENE I A Court Room. [Enter HAMLET, CLAUDIUS.] CLAUDIUS: Fuck off to England then! HAMLET: Delighted, mush. SCENE II The Throne Room. [Enter OPHELIA, GERTRUDE and CLAUDIUS.] OPHELIA: Here, cop a whack of this. [she hands GERTRUDE some rosemary and exits.] CLAUDIUS: She's fucking round the twist, isn't she? GERTRUDE: (Looking out the window.) There is a willow grows aslant the brook. CLAUDIUS: Get on with it, slag. GERTRUDE: Ophelia's gone and fucking drowned! CLAUDIUS: Fuck! Laertes isn't half going to be browned off. [Exeunt.] SCENE III A Corridor. [Enter LAERTES.] LAERTES: (Alone) I'm going to fucking do this lot. [Enter CLAUDIUS.] CLAUDIUS: I didn't fucking do it, mate. It was that wanker Hamlet. LAERTES: Well, fuck him. [Exeunt.] ACT V SCENE I Hamlet's Bedchamber. [Enter HAMLET and HORATIO.] HAMLET: I got this feeling I'm going to cop it, Horatio, and you know, I couldn't give a flying fuck. [Exeunt.] SCENE II Large Hall. [Enter HAMLET, LAERTES, COURT, GERTRUDE, CLAUDIUS.] LAERTES: Oi, wanker: let's get on with it. HAMLET: Delighted, fuckface. [They fight and both are poisoned by the poisoned sword.] LAERTES: Fuck! HAMLET: Fuck! [The QUEEN drinks.] GERTRUDE: Fucking odd wine! CLAUDIUS: You drunk the wrong fucking cup, you stupid cow! [GERTRUDE dies.] HAMLET: (Pouring the poison down CLAUDIUS'S throat) Well, fuck you! CLAUDIUS: I'm fair and squarely fucked. [CLAUDIUS dies.] LAERTES: Oi, mush: no hard feelings, eh? HAMLET: Yer. [LAERTES dies.] HAMLET: Oi! Horatio! HORATIO: Yer? HAMLET: I'm fucked. The rest is fucking silence. [HAMLET dies.] HORATIO: Fuck: that was no ordinary wanker, you know. [Enter FORTINBRAS.] FORTINBRAS: What the fuck's going on here? HORATIO: A fucking mess, that's for sure. FORTINBRAS: No kidding. I see Hamlet's fucked. HORATIO: Yer. FORTINBRAS: Fucking shame: fucking good bloke. HORATIO: Too fucking right. FORTINBRAS: Fuck this for a lark then. Let's piss off. [Exeunt with alarums.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian2 Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Great, now do West Side Story..aka Romeo and Juliet, in East LA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjann Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 well done CT. i had thought of that song when i read the thread. maybe not the average go-go song but certainly one which reminds me of my #1 Girl. certainly my tune of the week after our acrimonous falling out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanddawg1 Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 If there's two sorts of music I hate, it's country and western... The two kinds I hate are HIP and HOP :thumbdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 If there's two sorts of music I hate' date=' it's country and western...[/quote'] The two kinds I hate are HIP and HOP :thumbdown: Comparing Country and Western with Hip Hop is a bit like comparing pins under the fingernails with electrodes to the testicles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colorwolf Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 as it's one of the worst songs ever written, Wham's "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" would be perfect for just about all go-go's these days...perhaps tweak the lyrics to "wake me up gefore you leave the go-go"... to suadum: henry rollins is one of the great artists around and was a superb live performer, but his music surely deserves a better stage than a sc or np bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristianTroy Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Comparing Country and Western with Hip Hop is a bit like comparing pins under the fingernails with electrodes to the testicles. would you please stop the German Porn Jokes??? Thank You :grin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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