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Most Appropriate Songs for GoGos


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I don't think I'd really like to hear most of these songs, but they are appropriate for gogos. All have been published, but I'm not sure they have all been recorded, although most have.

 

Evil

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The number one, all-time most appropriate song for a gogo bar customer is:

 

Last Night I Went to Bed with a "10" and Woke this Morning with a "2"

by Willie Nelson

 

followed, in no particular order, by:

 

Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw

by Jimmy Buffett "All the Great Hits"

 

I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me

By Joe C. Simpson (BMI)

 

Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)

by Bull Moose Jackson

 

I Kissed Her On the Lips, and Left Her Behind for You

by Scott Orr

 

Feelin' Single and Seein' Double

by Emmy Lou Harris (Elite Hotel album) - written by Wayne Kemp (BMI)

(maybe this one I should suggest to Cerberus)

 

I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell !!*@!",

by Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs (same guys who hit it big with Wooly Bully. It came out in 1968 and was their last Top 40 song.)

 

She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

by Jerry Reed (there's an alternate version called She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger )

 

If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You.

by Freddie Hart (BMI)

 

Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Because I'm Kissing You Goodbye.

(also the title of a 1993 book by Playboy magazine columnist Cynthia Heimel.)

 

You're Not Free & I'm Not Easy

written by Herb Coleman & Robert Morrison (ASCAP)

 

Feelin' Single and Drinkin' Doubles

Written by Donald Fagan & Johnnie Masters (BMI)

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BUCKCHERRY - CRAZY BITCH

 

"Crazy Bitch"

 

Alright!

Break me down, you got a lovely face, we're going to my place, now you got to freak me out

 

Scream so loud, getting fucking laid you want me to stay but I got to make my way

 

[Chorus:]

Hey! You're a crazy bitch

but you fuck so good I'm on top of it

When I dream I'm doing you all night

scratches all down my back to keep me right on

 

Take it off, the paper is your game jump in bed with fame another one night paid in full

You're so fine, It won't be a loss cashing in the rocks just to get you face to face.

 

[Chorus]

 

Baby girl you want it all,

to be a star you'll have to go down

Take it off no need to talk you're crazy but I like the way you fuck me

 

[Chorus]

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"Liar" by Henry Rollins? Sample lyrics:

 

You think you're going to live your life alone

In darkness and seclusion

Yeah, I know You've been out there and tried to mix with those animals

But it just left you full of humiliated confusion

 

So you stagger back to your room

And wait, for nothing But the solitary refinement of your room

Spits you back out onto the street

And now you're desperate, and in need of human contact

 

Then...you meet me

And your whole world changes

Because everything I say

Is everything you've ever wanted to hear

So you drop all your defenses and you drop all your fears

And you trust me completely

I'm perfect, in every way

 

I make you feel so powerful inside

You feel so lucky

But your ego obscures reality

And you never bother to wonder

Why things are going so well

 

You want to know why?

 

Because I'm a liar.

Yeah, I'm a liar

I'll tear your mind up, and

I'll burn your soul

I'll turn you into me,

I'll turn you into me

Because I'm a liar, a liar

A liar, a liar

 

I'll hide behind a smile, and understanding eyes

And I'll tell you things that you already know

So you can say, "I really identify with you, so much."

And all the time that you're needing me

Is just the time that I'm bleeding you

Don't you get it yet?

I'll come to you like an affliction

But I'll leave you like an addiction

You'll never forget me"

 

......Henry is so romantic! 5555555555555555555555

 

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Cheers,

SD

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