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Mark

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I must admit, when I first read your post I thought that after the girl had pulled back the bed, she was going to ask you to spunk on her dads bones. Then miraculously the dad would reassemble himself and take you off for a few pints of guiness and a bowl of noodles and pester you to make an honest woman out of his daughter.

 

They should make a film of that, call it Semen, with sequels, Semen 2, Son of Semen etc.

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I must admit, when I first read your post I thought that after the girl had pulled back the bed, she was going to ask you to spunk on her dads bones. Then miraculously the dad would reassemble himself and take you off for a few pints of guiness and a bowl of noodles and pester you to make an honest woman out of his daughter.

 

They should make a film of that, call it Semen, with sequels, Semen 2, Son of Semen etc.

 

:rotl::rotl::grinyes::grinyes:

 

Bastard, Teddy!

Didn't need to laugh that hard at 6.35 in the morning!

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Obvious; Making a baby so her dad can be reborn.

 

Did you all get here yesterday?

 

My sperm is good mate, but it doesn't fight its way through those reinforced welly condoms Thaistyle brothel maidans use!

 

Not sure what she did with the dog, mind

 

 

 

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