Mekong Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 A judge sentenced a Beatles-loving thief by quoting 42 of the band's song titles in his verdict. The Verdict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 Obviously the judge has got waaay too much spare time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 He should have told the judge, "I can't get no satisfaction". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjann Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 to the judge. quite an amusing way to give a judgement. just like 'take him down and hang the barstard by his scrawny neck'...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 How about Sam Cooke's "Workin' on the chain gang"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bibblies Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 Actually, there was No reply If the defendant had been a bigger Beatles fan, he'd have known that the Beatles recorded the song Not guilty while still together. For me, the judge missed a few and could have gone longer on just song titles alone without any filler words. He could have started with 6 without anyone necessarily realising he was doing Beatles songs at first. From me to you, It's all too much. What you're doing... You can't do that. Not a second time. ANY time at all! I'd also have sent him to prison just so I could say: If you've got trouble, There's a place You've got to hide your love away.What goes on? ...Boys! ..Honey Pie :hubba: ... Cry baby cry! Savoy Truffle :hubba: ... Dig it? I'm sending you away for a Long long long time. I've got a feeling It won't be long before you'll be Fixing a hole, alright! Good night The End He might have got in trouble with the second bit, I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Jail house rock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 "Folsom Prison Blues"? "The Midnight Special"? "Please release me"??? Best of all: "The last time I saw Paris" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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