5 Important Qualities for a Woman to Have!

[cavanami]

1.) It's important to have a woman, who runs the home,who cooks,cleans up and has a job!

 

2.) It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh!!

 

3.) It's important to have a woman, whom you can trust and who doesn't lie to you!!!

 

4.) It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you!!!!

 

5.) It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Torneyboy]

Funny ...thanks

[elef]

Or this:

 

I lived a happy life with the perfect woman until one day..

 

What happpened?

 

My wife found out :evil:

[Hamokhamok]

Just two things really

a hole

and

a heartbeat.

[sayjann]

is a heartbeat that important?..........

[teddy]

Never had you down as a necrophiliac Sayjann

[sayjann]

i've seen more life in a corpse than a couple of BG's i knew......

[Torneyboy]

Very good :thumbup:

[teddy]

i've seen more life in a corpse than a couple of BG's i knew......

 

That's obviously because you're swordsmanship is not up to scratch

 

[Zaad]

My perfect woman:

 

1. Ability to remain silent during a football match.

2. Ability not to cross the invisible line between my good self and the tv during a football match.

3. Ability to keep hands OFF the remote control during a football match.

4. Ability to serve me cold beer during a football match (make that for the duration of my life).

5. Ability to understand my passion for football as well as avoiding the words "you'll win next time" or "it's just a game" after a loss.

 

Thank you!