dddave Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 I've gone on about this before so I'll keep this short: water, drink a lot of water. Dehydration affects all body fluids including semen. If a person is even moderately dehydrated, the bodies production of most non-essential fluids including semen is curtailed. Beer doesn't count! Alcohol inhibits cells ability to absorb water and contributes to the problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weird Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 more foreplay. get your body producing into high gear for awhile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonderlust Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 I spunk like a porn star and here's my secret: drink lots of orange juice (remember it takes 2 days to build up a full load so what you drink immediately before doesn't really matter) and hold back for as long as possible before shooting (which feels good anyways). I can't understand men who insist on 2 shots. Personally I prefer taking my time with just one and then emptying a full load to impress the lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rchapstick Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 I spunk like a porn star and here's my secret: drink lots of orange juice (remember it takes 2 days to build up a full load so what you drink immediately before doesn't really matter) and hold back for as long as possible before shooting (which feels good anyways). I can't understand men who insist on 2 shots. Personally I prefer taking my time with just one and then emptying a full load to impress the lady. Sheer Poetry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjon045 Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 I can confirm drinking a lot of orange juice and waiting about 2-3 days will give you a full load. Just be careful you don't shoot anyone in the eye with this technique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encore Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 > Personally I prefer taking my time with just one and then emptying a full load to impress the lady.< Whatever gives you a kick. a recent discussion about bg orgasm revealed that for some of us (me included) that was the peak experience. Wonder which she enjoys most, big guy spurting, or herself coming?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonderlust Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 I couldn't care less and probably nor could she. It's all make believe, including the orgasms you think you're giving all these whores. I was being tongue-in-cheek about impressing the lady but everyone is impressed by something unusually large, whether it's a pumpkin or a pair of tits or a semen load. Whether she enjoys it or not is a different matter. But would you rather she tells all her friends that you're the guy who gets on his hands and knees and laps it up like or a cat before dribbling a little bit of semen, or that you're the guy who slams it in and shoots a bucket load? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooNoi Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 But would you rather she tells all her friends that you're the guy who gets on his hands and knees and laps it up like or a cat before dribbling a little bit of semen, or that you're the guy who slams it in and shoots a bucket load? I'm not sure how often the girls talk to each other about their client's sexual prowess to be honest. I would have thought the conversation with her co-workers would have been more along the lines of how fat his wallet was (or wasn't). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonderlust Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Their friends often seem to know all the intimate details about me. Money is of course the important issue but bar girls don't just talk about that. Women will be women and they love to share these things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 I have seen certain bar owners quiz the ladies in the morning...how big was xxxx (he)? how many times did he do it, etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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