CTO Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 So we went in search of the Lost Dog's home Me and two disreputably mates - One bearing Gay Whiskey and Salty Nuts - The other toys and wine. Turns out the Lost Dog's Home is a Pink building 4 km to the side of Sawang Daen DIN 4 nights they stayed - four night they visted the venue Time taken out to the "Stumps Bar" my fav bar in Sawang - a open air Bar where Mr Gay Whiskey got the phone number of a VERY beautiful Tall woman, I think. Mr Tricycle also liked this bar - they sold cheap beer and training wheels. However EVERY night the Lost Dog's Home was visited - every night the same goddess (Goddesslet?) would part the seas of Laos Lost Bitches and sit beside him - playing hearts on his hand Was very sweet - anyone got a copy of "Old Yella"? Cheap as can be - good company - the last night the Laos Bitches let down their hair loosened their tops (slightly) removed a training wheel and were far more outgoing on any other night. I was worried - both bitches kept staring up my shorts claiming bad eyesight - can they please see my balls again? Would be the perfect venue if only the staff didn't all know the wife by name - 90% in fear of her - Goddess seems to miss her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumsoda Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Hey...let's get it straight.. It wasn't ME with the gay...Prince Charles Whiskey ... That was "Chappy"....lol But it tasted gooood....and emptied quickly I was the one with Toys...BUT...they were for YOUR kids...NOT the Goddess'ette.... She'll get hers next time The reason they kept wanting to see your balls again...was cos after she saw MINE....she couldn't believe that YOU...another farang...could be so SMALL...LOL Yep...agree...the last night WAS the best...so far.... But no where as good as the next night will be.... things are starting to "happen".....at last Cheers DC (Dog catcher extrodinaire) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTO Posted September 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 SMALL BALLS - ok I am starting another thread on this and Moo Noi can be the judge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rchapstick Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Oh how quickly they forget. I brought the not-so-gay whiskey AND the nuts for Hurricane J AND a bottle of Thai Shiraz AND a bottle of Aussie Shiraz, And finally a new toy for Mrs. No-Longer-Lost-Dog. And as to the hooch being gay, well, I didn't see anyone turn down seconds, or thirds, or ... CTO, I do believe that acquiring the pink house is your true calling. The opportunities for business extensions are endless ... carrying actual stock e.g. cold beer, selling real lady drinks, dodgylaobrothelshowercam.com, a naughty boy's corner ... you could even include it on your tour stops. That tall, cool drink of water form the Stump Bar did SMS me back. Think she had to go get a (bad) translation from the local internet shop. Bak wan too mutt! I shall have to send her sweet nothings via SMS to keep the pump primed. We need more field report in the interim. Perhaps a return visit will be in order in November. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTO Posted September 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 I agree the whisky was not so gay - the hurracane, great name - the mrs lost dog, evil woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumsoda Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Sorry Chappy....it certainly wasn't a Gay drink, but you gotta admit La Frog does sound a bit suss....lol Hope the shoulder is not giving you too much discomfort... You need to learn to use both hands...or better still...find a stump or pink girl...to do it for you...labour is cheap here...amazing what you can get for 150 Bt a day......555 I'm chomping at the bit....to get back and help CTO instal the Showercam....reckon it'll be a winner ...I've also put a bid in for the local Milk delivery run.... think it's got big potential Looking forward to November... :evil: :evil: :content: Cheers DC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTO Posted September 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 The milk run - that's where the money is - what with the girls there and next door 5 5 5 5 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumsoda Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Spot on...LOL To quote my all time favourite Daffy Duck line.. I was gunna think that...... Cheers (Not so) DC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rchapstick Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Post surgical drugs are wearing off and I'm a bit less snippy. Sincere apologies. Wish I had some of those 150 baht per day workers around here. I'm back Nov. 9-21. GF is totally immersed in her school so I can fly solo for a bit. Seems like a few drinks with Alex will be in order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTO Posted September 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 ALEX - We love Alex - Tartemption - where are you!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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