Odds and sods

[Encore]

Met up with a few BM's today, DC was in Jomtien, and when I contacted him he said he'd arranged to met XPT at a recently newly discovered Darkside haunt. By the time we got there, XPT was already entwined with a very tasty looking young woman (well, really only half his age, whereas nowadays i end up with tilacs about a third my age.

 

It was a nice new bar, two months open, clean and suitably dim, staffed by about 20 cute, average 7 young wenches. DC and I were momentarily stunned by the choice and the lack of competition. We ogled for a while, eventually focussed on the same girl, who promptly disappeared (to eat her lunch I found out later).

 

We decided to toss for her. I won.

 

Not true. He mentioned her first. He didn't do anything about her. 5 mins later, I asked him, he said 'go for it'.

 

i paid her BF, the whole bar applauded.

 

No regrets. she rushed up to me gave me a warm hug. Real tits, no plastic. Upstairs, she revealed a nice bod, 27, one kid, nice breasts, very mildly well-filled, but yummy. Then she explained that she'd worked here since opening (2 months) I was the first farang client she slept with. !!!

 

But she'd been sufficiently affectionate, so we went ahead.

 

Shower together, back to room, nice cuddle, she loves kissing. Then I expanded my kissing to the other mouth, no worries about being a rookie, she was soaking.

 

I enjoy "Kin Hoy", so continued, she enjoyed (Obviously, showed by much body movement). Eventually engaged the BUGLE, which got her going and over the edge.

 

Her appreciation was expressed warmly. "first falang, first time "This" "

 

"Keng" thumbs up.

 

Then she reciprocated for while, followed by a nice f..k.

 

An unexpected gem. Not a stunner, but great company.

 

Upon my return downstairs, the girls looked at her face, and spontaneously applauded again. She hid her face and fled to the loo. She came back, joined DC, XPT and their consorts, and i. Her colleagues questioned her, she put up her thumb again, said "keng mak", then hid her head in my chest.

 

One happy woman. DC, XPT and I decided this was o good to let you guys into. So we'll not tell you where. maybe in 6 months.

 

Winner, I'll be back

 

Not sure what DC and XPT got up to, maybe they just sat and fondled. up to them!

[expat]

It was definitely priceless when you came back. First time I've ever seen the whole bar explode in applause--and then to see your girl rush off like a giggly school girl, amazing stuff. It was like the opposite of the walk of shame--more like the walk of triumph!

 

The girl with DC, lets call her Miss Elegant, kept asking 'What happened?' Too precious. We had to explain to her.

 

Later, Miss Elegant explained something you may not have realized--your girl had had a customer the night before who promised to take her the next day (the day we were at the bar). Then you took her first (you were her first customer at the bar), and the customer who had promised to take her came in while you guys were upstairs. Poor guy saw the whole applause ceremony *plus* her snuggling up to you afterward in complete gratitude. You snooze you lose, I guess.

 

 

[Nervous God]

Wish I'd been there - great post chaps

[Encore]

>your girl had had a customer the night before who promised to take her the next day<

 

When we went upstairs, we got a round of applause from the girls. She explained it by saying to me that she'd worked there for 2 months, but never had sex with a customer. I thought it was a bit steep. maybe true, maybe not. What do I care.

 

But I must admit I felt a bit like a gladiator when we were received back down with another round of applause. She said maybe they'd see on her face what happened to her, obviously they did.

 

Yes, that was fun. Kind of feel like going back, but I may leave it for a week or more.

[Dumsoda]

Not sure what DC and XPT got up to, maybe they just sat and fondled. up to them!

 

:hubba: :hubba:

 

Not with "That" line up... Mine actually turned into a repeat last night...lol

 

The girl with DC, lets call her Miss Elegant....

You snooze you lose, I guess.

 

EXACTLY... and that's what happened to me

 

expat introduced me to "Miss Elegant" last Thursday when we first visited said establishment...

 

I thought she was one of his regulars....and backed off....Found out later I was mistaken...He knew her and thought we'd be a good fit, so tried to make the connection....(Now gunna rename myself...STUPIDcnut)

 

So, this time paid Bar and expat drove the 3 of us 20kms down the coast where we had an excellent Seafood Dinner lol....or in my case...Entree

 

Miss Elegant turned out to be the total package...

Very pretty / Good English / Great personality / Beautiful smile / very good body / super affectionate /super soft lips / attentive / sensual

Really great to be with.

 

But after spending Monday night with her I'm renaming her....Miss Insatiable... (not that I'm complaining mind you)

 

It was so damn good that I went for seconds last night...

If I had not been so STUPID on Thursday, I think it would have ending up being 5 days....rather than 2

 

Big thanks to expat for the intro

 

It was great meeting up with you guys again...

 

Think I'll be back your way again.....SOON

 

Cheers DC

[sanddawg1]

Miss Elegant turned out to be the total package...

Very pretty / Good English / Great personality / Beautiful smile / very good body / super affectionate /super soft lips / attentive / sensual

Really great to be with.

 

But after spending Monday night with her I'm renaming her....Miss Insatiable... (not that I'm complaining mind you)

 

It was so damn good that I went for seconds last night...

If I had not been so STUPID on Thursday, I think it would have ending up being 5 days....rather than 2

 

You are smitten again YA TWAT

 

WHOOF S1

[Dumsoda]

LOL

Smitten....sure...Happens regularly...and this one is exceptional

 

Was well worth a repeat performance

 

 

BUT,Stupid....NO

 

I'm learning....No exchange of phone Nos.

 

Cheers DC

[Encore]

I am pleased that I was not the only one who came away satisfied. Thank you Expat for introducing us to this place!

 

I tend to agree a bit with Sanddawg, you seem to have an uncanny knack at getting smitten, DC. Watch it, it could lead to that famous Sisaket Hi-way.... we know so well.

 

I've been on it, in 2001, and almost again only six months ago. Now rigurously enforcing my own rotation rules. Every fourth encounter, I may or may not repeat with the same service provider, not more frequently than that!

 

Working so far.....

[Encore]

On a different note, this is my own thread that is intended as 'chronicles of an aged mongerer', so I'd better add some more of my recent adventures;

 

1 Highlight, one of my most favourite ever Massage ladies from BKK (not talking about my little MP gal), had been rumoured to retire from y favourite BKK MP place. I donned myself sack and ashes, and mourned. Then wrote her an email to confirm this was true.

 

Finally, she wrote back to me:

 

>Ikkrang Dearest. Yes i stopped work at Flower MP. I now back isan for a few weeks, but will come back BKK soon. Some bad person on internet write that I have thai BF and will work as call girl. NOT TRUE!

I change my phone because I don't want old customers phone me. I shall make coffeeeshop, maybe later 'seven'. But you are my dearest friend, I send you my new phone, when you come BKK, please phone, i'd love to see you again....<

 

Phew! Bless the appropriate deity. this is not 'the one that got away' well she did get away from MP and general 'trade', but I'm still on her shortlist, and she's still on mine! YEEHAAA!

 

 

2. rotating. After four months absence from a previous favourite MP in a place near Pattaya, I received verification that the reason for my avoidance had indeed left 6 weeks ago, and I returned, just because their service is so damn good. This time, I decided not to fall into the trap of finding one good service deliverer and stick with her, but to do the rounds. Round one, a 42 yr old LT employee. Solid massage, great follow up in style I like "I ol lady, not beautiful"

 

Don't worry darling, I'm 20+ yr your senior, and you're prettier then me. besides, you used your time well and learned your trade. 'A' grade service.

 

 

Week later, next in line, 36, Isan, strong hands. First wasn't going to expose more then her hands and my body, but eventually melted, got turned on, and did things she said she only did once before, a year ago. Another A. I love women who come while sitting on my face and then gasp and ask "You have condom?"

This was supposed to be a massage ending with a HJ.

 

Then today, I thought, only Thai massage, no hanky panky (well, that was after a session with miss D three hours earlier)(More later). So I picked the best friend of my former source of infatuation, now gone to greener pastures. I'd seen her as a sister, so it a a good time to catch up. Sometimes I found, I can actually enjoy massage even without sex.....

 

3. Ms D

 

I met her n a daytime gogo in P last year, she's a shrimp, but cute and does very energetic two way sex, occasionally squirts, usually comes at least once or more, and is good fun. Went home 2 weeks ago to celebrate her 25'th B-day, complete with monks ceremony and Baci, plus a few days of partying. A few days ago she phoned me.

" I need your help. I need to go back to P., no have money, must pay bus and give little money to meh for 'luuk'

 

Can you help?"

 

Me: "Cannot give, but happy to lend. I send you 1500 BT now. next tim we meet, I get freeby"

 

"Sure"

 

So I go to ATM, deposit BT.

 

3 days later she's back.

 

Next day, our favourite ST hotel: "Khun Ikkrang, You good man. Before, we sometimes talk a little about maybe one day you f..k my a..s.

 

Now i want, can you please do it!"

 

 

How can any gentleman refuse a request like that.

 

Afterwards, she requested a few more pix for her wall, and in the process was very happy for me to use my macro lens to make possibly the highest definition close up of the pearly gates I've ever accomplished.

I'd love to print it 16x24", but wouldn't know where to hang it!

 

Today, repeat visit, i gave her the printed copies of the polite ) Bikini) shots. She as happy, we did our thing. She gets very very wet and passionate.

 

later , we lie back, relax, and talk. At some stage she says:

" You know, Khun Ikk, with you I never feel I need to make movie, you know like in japanese porn movie, girl go EEEEH AAAH, pretend they come, but actlike movie, play.

With you I cannot pretend, I just sioao, cannot help myself.

 

Thank you sweetheart.

 

4. In between: a sweet, older 'mother of Soi6' 36, statuesque (partly due to her silicone.) But incredibly skillful, very gentle , magnificent crescendo to FS, followed by half hr massage. Classic service. Will repeat.

 

5. Last week, my fav Soi honey MP gal went home for 3 weeks. Her stand inn, Ms B from Rayong, is slightly more wellfilled, but made up for it by superb service, and managing to trigger me twice within 60 mins.

 

I tell you, the life of an Expat in LOS is hard!!!