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There are more videos at iamamotherfucker.com , including one where he gets tased at an Oakland baseball game.

 

He refused to leave when security tried to escort him out of the park for bringing in his own beer, even though he wasn't drinking it or drunk. That's what I read anyway.

 

Edit: Oops, I replied to the wrong post. I meant to reply to Bangkoktraveler's question as to why the guy got tased at a baseball game.

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We can get MF over in LOS and eliminate the Tourist Police!

Ladyboys beating and robbing farang...a thing of the past!

 

I vote for the MF'er.

 

He might be too busy making money.

It looks like a re-match might be in the works!

 

Nf8ZDs-D8Ys

 

Edit: Or maybe not. There's a disclaimer at the very end of the video (which ain't worth watching all the way through) that says the rematch idea wasn't serious.

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Good for the old man. I grew up on city busses and subways and every once in a while there is a loudmouth.

 

I'll say this. I know guys like that. He thought because the guy was white he'd be too scared and back down. He'd never would have said sh*t to a youger black guy.

 

Another thing about guys like that, they don't really want to fight. The fact he did all that talking told me enough. The guys who you have to look out for are the guys that don't say much. They just do. That guy was doing what we use call 'selling woof tickets', a slang term meaning he's just talking and not really prepared to or willing to fight.

 

I recall one incident on the north bound orange line in Philly where some young kids (3 of them) were acting tough and talking about the people on the subway car. There was this one guy, a bit unkept who they were saying looked like a bum.

After a bit too much talk in a flash the guy had one by the throat with a knife to him and told the other two to back the f**k up or their friend was gonna have his throat slit. The kid was crying and litterally peeing his pants.

 

He then gave them all a short sermon. He said 'Look, I wasn't bothering anyone, I need this sh*t. I ain't going back to jail over some stupid young motherf**kers. Y'all shouldn't be looking to start sh*t with people you have no idea about.' He ran off the next stop. The boys were shaken up but they needed to be. They were embarrassed and were quiet the rest of the way. They got found out. You DON'T start anything with anyone that you're not prepared to back up. That's basic. In any society or neighborhood. I learned that an early age. I've always been reactive and not proactive in any problems I've faced with regards to fights.

 

As far as city busses and subways, you don't know what the hell you'll get on them. 99% of the time most folks are cautious and mind their business. You don't know who has a gun or is a murderer or whatever.

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:yeahthat: And to be fair, we don't know, but our hero was likely an annoyance (you see guys like that all the time on public transportation or in bars), but SOP is to ignore them and they'll eventually leave you alone.

 

The chick sitting next to the black guy, with the headphones on, has found fame in her own right, for being semi-cute and seemingly oblivious to the goings on around her. There are youtube tribute videos to her and she's been nicked 'Amber Lamps' (because the 'victim' said he required an 'amberlamps') :)

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'Amberlamps'...lol. The other thing was even if the old guy was saying something that was offensive. The one guy I would NOT f**k with is the guy brave enough to say sh*t in an envirnment where he knows he's gonna get f**ked with. Not that the vet was doing that. He got misunderstood but the average person would leave it alone even if they thought he said something out of order. If you notice everybody else did. There could be anything or anyone on that bus.

 

My uncle worked for SEPTA, Philly's transportation department for 30 years. He said he saw stuff happening on the busses that he never told my aunt about or she would have made him quit.

 

Also when anyone starts doinig the 'I'm from the Bronx" or Philly, or Compton or whatever line, it tells me they don't have sh*t else going. One of my older brothers got into a lot of fights, reactive as far as I hear, anyway, he was pretty tough. My other brother told the story once that they were somewhere and they guy starts with this 'I'm from so and so neighborhood' and my older brother just hits him. He told the guy in the fight "that means as much to me as if your favorite color is blue". We still laugh about it at family gatherings. It cracked my other brother up who actually busted out laughing when he heard it and loves to tell the story.

 

Nowadays too many people have guns. In my day it was knives and no one used it in 99% of fights. It was seen as cowardly. The only time a knife was pulled was when you had to defend your life.

 

I've seen a few other similar youtube clips as well. I recall one where this latino guy was picking on this skinny white kid. The kid goes into this low, martial arts stance and the crowd goes 'oooooh', the kid beat the crap out of the latino guy. Comedy gold.

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Also when anyone starts doinig the 'I'm from the Bronx" or Philly, or Compton or whatever line, it tells me they don't have sh*t else going.

 

I learned that in junior high, when they started busing black kids to Pacific Palisades. The busing was voluntary, by permit. The new kids, claiming to be crips and bloods, were more likely Bill Cosby's neighbors from Baldwin Hills. Hard to take those guys seriously. Hell, our quarterback in 1975 was a black guy who drove a Dino Ferrari to school and his dad owned the Golden Bird Fried Chicken chain (many of his shops got burned down in the riots) :( .

 

I rode the blue line train (through Compton, Watts and Southeast LA) for many years. Saw bullshit on a weekly basis, but I don't remember any bloodshed. Rode it home during the 1992 riots (I was watching the outbreak of the riots at the Hamburger Hamlet downtown when the bartender suggested I might want to get on the road before the shit hit the fan:) and, apart from kids throwing rocks at the train from some projects in Watts, nothing happened. I later realized the train was a really safe place to be, because it was manned by LA County Sheriffs at the time and, from what I saw on television, there were no other cops to be found that night!

 

 

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