Horizontal mattress actress

[Palatkik]

Always a fun read - even the suicide attempts!

 

http://www.pattayaone.net/pattaya-news/16441/swedish-man-allegedly-attempts-suicide/

 

The management of the Sanya Apartments at the southern end of Soi Buakhow in south Pattaya called police on Saturday afternoon to attend to a Swedish national who had allegedly attempted to commit suicide after breaking an empty whisky bottle and slashing his neck. Officers attempted to deal with the man, named as 42-year-old Yoraw Andersson (although this has not been confirmed), who was standing in his room with blood coming from an open wound at the base of the right side of his neck. He allegedly told police he had become distressed after breaking up with his Thai girlfriend, who, he admitted worked as a horizontal mattress actress in a local nightlife establishment. It appears he had not just lost his turn, but the entire relationship. After attempting for about 20 minutes to get some sense out of the man the police and staff from the Bangkok Pattaya hospital who had been called to the apartment by officers convinced him he needed to be taken for treatment as he had lost a lot of blood and could barely stand up

[Flashermac]

That's what happens when you are a walking ATM machine.

 

 

[eldar1]

walking ATM's without cash in them tend to fall down, something to do with the center of gravity i hear

[Coss]

"horizontal mattress actress"

 

"lost his turn"

 

ahh the richness of the English language