Bummer

[shygye]

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A FISHMONGER has told how he nearly died after he slipped into a tank of eels  and one shot straight up his bum.

 

Horrified Li Chang, 43  who suffered severe internal injuries  had been sitting on the edge of the tank at his warehouse in Guangzhou, southern China, where the eels were waiting to be cooked.

 

But he slipped off his perch into the giant tank filled with hundreds of the writhing creatures.

 

Chang said: "I guess they were scared when I suddenly landed in the tank so they started wriggling everywhere.

 

"Several shot up my trouser leg. And then to my horror I felt one go up my bottom."

Incredibly Chang was so embarrassed that he carried on working.

 

He said: "I didn't say anything at first when I climbed out - I was too embarrassed. I dried myself off and tried to carry on working, but it was just too painful."

 

 

[cavanami]

Self medicate...eat a can of beers washed down with a six pack of beans and blow the damn thing out of ya!

[Nervous God]

yeah yeah yeah - I think Mr Li Chang is lying and had a few chang too many, and thought, "Hmmm - sticking a eel n my bum sounds fun"

[TroyinEwa/Perv]

I like the title of this thread. Very appropriate.

[Bangkoktraveler]

Can't kill the eel it would be cruelty to animals.

[Torneyboy]

This is all very gay

[shygye]

... but it was a female eel.