panadolsandwich Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 I’ve become fascinated with the Soapie scene lately and I’ve probably visited over a dozen in the past month. Anyhow, I was indulging myself when I heard someone crying out in agony. I was enjoying myself mightily at the time and it only occurred to me when I was taking my leave to ask the girl what the hell was going on. It was a Swedish guy, and he’d been in the establishment for over two days. I was intrigued, so I asked her to explain. Turned out the Mamasan had flung out this casual remark that men can only shoot two times in the two hour time allotted to them. The Swedish fella had taken this as a personal insult to his sexual prowess and had selected two fine girls to prove his point. To his credit, he managed an amazing ten shots in his 120 minutes – he must have worked in a dairy farm, drinking milk and cream all day long with a strict no handjob clause because they were all magnificent according to the girl – pints of the stuff – he instantly became a legend at the place. He was handsome with blue eyes a muscular frame and blonde hair. That was all very good, but he couldn’t stop – like some capillary action or body trauma his body just kept pumping the stuff out. They reckoned he lost 20kg in just two days – all protein and zinc and other vitamins, and they daren’t take him to the hospital – by then he was a shell of a man and they were scared of repercussions. There was talk of a mercy killing but he finally fell unconscious – a mere stick of a man by then he quietly passed away. Not a nice way to go. Just something for us punters to think about I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroyinEwa/Perv Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 jmho but your stories started out bad and have gotten worse. Good on ya though to keep trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panadolsandwich Posted February 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 I thought this anecdote would have appealed to you! LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shygye Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 ... as a MD you refused to aid the lad? Then you pulled out your Browning ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamokhamok Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Its normally a prick hanging out of a man but in this case it was a man hanging out of a prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panadolsandwich Posted February 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 ... as a MD you refused to aid the lad? Then you pulled out your Browning ... Well, as I said there was talk of a mercy clipping; sadly there is no known cure or assistance for this phenomenon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expat Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 That was me! Luckily, after a glass of fresh-squeezed orange juice and a wafer, I was resurrected and have been fine ever since. (Well, I still have that tick.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panadolsandwich Posted February 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 That was me! Luckily, after a glass of fresh-squeezed orange juice and a wafer, I was resurrected and have been fine ever since. (Well, I still have that tick.) Perhaps you are the second coming of Christ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expat Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Second coming, I get it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shygye Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 9sjMNnFVYvU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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