Phuket Update

[gekko]

Phuket : A Must Do!!!

 

Lets state the obvious Phuket for many is heaven on earth.

 

Beautiful beaches, luxury hotels, warm sunny days, exotic food and a smorgasboard of available talent for hire. It is much more relaxed on the pay for play scene than Bangkok and the girls seem less into the client hussle. It is also a true melting pot of Thai poontang with girls from all over the country converging on Bangla Road in search of fortune smoking farang sausage.

 

This said Phuket is still feeling the affects of the Global Financial Crisis (GFC) and the little red shirt issue more than its Big Sisters of Bangkok and Pattaya. How could this be you may say well because the mainstay of Phuket is the true tourist, the one who comes here with their girlfriend or family, and they are staying away in droves. Accommodation deals are amazing at present luxury private pool villas for 4000 baht, 5 star motels for 1500 baht, and girl friendly love shacks for 500 baht per night. Airfares are also under the knife with some amazing deals available. So now is the time to maximise the spending power of your chosen currency.

 

Assuming you are up for some fun here is a heads up on what is available. Massage well these litter almost every street no matter what beach you are staying at and are most prevalent in Patong. Every massage shop offers sexy massage the trick being to negotiate what you want before you go in as once they have your cock standing at attention then the wrong head is doing the thinking! Rates are generally 300 baht for the oil massage and 600 baht for a BBBJ.

 

Some of the best thai sex I have had is with the massage girls especially when you manage to convince them to offer full sex with just a curtain or short wall separating you from the others in the shop. It just makes me pound them harder as they put the pillow over their head to keep quiet. IMHO the best talent at present is the freelance massage available after 4pm in front of the 7-11 store opposite the Impiana Hotel (on beach rd north of Bangla). There is a group of girls who work this pavement who are quite stunning and offer an hour of fun for 1000baht in a room behind the store. Better still take your chosen vixen to your hotel for the night for 2000 baht. Go there you just cant miss them it is that obvious. Beer Bars well take your choice on Bangla Rd as the place is overrun with them. IMHO the best talent is available in Soi Tiger.

 

Here the average girl earns a salary from the bar of 10,000 baht per month so they do get a little picky on who they leave with. ST rates are generally 500 baht bar fine and 1500 ST. LT is generally 2,000 baht and above. North of Bangla on Beach Rd is another beer bar complex that also has some quality talent well above its dodgy location. Here the girls can be had for a 300 baht bar fine and 1000 baht long time. This is a good place to find a keeper for a few days of fun if you wish to go this way. A number of Ozzies and Poms own bars in this complex and feature all foreign sport on the TV, good cheap food and cold beer.

 

Every beach has a bar complex and the Northern end of Kata Beach has several where the occasional diamond in the rough can be found including newbies to the industry fresh from the factories in Isaan. Rates at Kata are generally cheaper with all up deals of 1000 baht LT available. Rawai also has some cheap LT ladies where I have been offered 700 baht LT by a cute 20yo but maybe that is because I very handsum man!!! (i wish) There are a range of Discos where freelancers are available and generally where the hardened bar girl ends up in her last desperate attempt to earn for the night.

 

The talent varies greatly and they don't really get going before 1am and more likely 2am and some nights such as Monday and Tuesday they don't really fire at all. Banana Disco is the best of the bunch IMHO where most of the girls there are up for action a bit like the old Nana Disco. Generally 1000 to 1500 baht will ensure a few hours exchanging body fluids. An alternative, particularly on a Saturday and Sunday nights is Rock City which is at the end of Bangla Rd and features some great live bands. After 1am the place is really rocking and here you can find some nice talent including the staff. It is one of the few places where freebies can actually occur (if they actually occur in Thailand at all is a matter of much debate).

 

GoGo Why bother? They aren't anything like Pattaya and Bangkok. The girls aren't as pretty as many of the beer bars and they cost a fortune. ST is 2000 baht and LT is 4000 baht plus bar fines and lady drinks. The GoGo's are based on Bangla Rd. Freelancers - after 1am Bangla Rd and Beach Rd become a happy hunting ground for the freelancers but the quality is very much hit and miss heavily leaning towards miss!! 1000 baht is the going rate but keep your valuables well and truly locked up and watch for the yabba freaks.

 

What makes Phuket different is that many of the girls offer a true girlfriend experience (GFE) if you are into that and will stay with you for your entire stay if you let them. This has certain advantages if the chemistry is there as you end up with your own sex guide. Escape to a secluded beach and bonk on the beach, get a handjob from her as you ride round the island on your motor bike, screw her in the ocean at Kata Beach and screw her in the dunes at Maya Bay (where they shot the movie The Beach). I am sure you get my meaning. Phuket is a truly different experience to that offered elsewhere in Thailand and should be on your must do list. Enjoy.

 

[Coss]

Excellent info, I'd forgotten that people in LOS could post trip reports, keep up the good work.

[Redbaron]

well done gekko - a lot of people bag Phuket but I've had some amazing times there over the years. The trick is knowing where to look and what to expect I guess.

[Guest lazyphil]

good report. back in may :content:

[kamui]

Well done Gekko!