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Tilac - Crazy Old Englishman Runs Amok


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Was at Tilac the other day, it was about 8:30 PM ... usually sit at the back near the toilet entrance, however, there was a "Reserved" sign on the table. I just sat near bye, did not give it much thought, except that it was strange, who reserves a seat in a whore house.

 

Then a bunch of punters come in, I guess, they sit where the "Reserved" sign is situated. Well, didn't this old 70 year old chappy put on a turn, having a run in and verbal battle with some fat mummasan, voices raised, hands a flappin', things you see when you don't have a camera with you to make a you-tube clip.

 

Anyways, what type of person would reserve a seat in a whorehouse, and would you just toss the sign away and sit there? :beer:

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When I'm in town, the mamasan knows to always have this posted on my table at Chez Tilac.

 

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And I maintain a close vigil. Yes sir. Even when taking a leak, my eyes maintain guard over my VIP seating -- I had the management install a panoramic window at eye-level in the Tilac pisser, perhaps you've noticed it? Yep, that was my doing.

 

:)

 

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Even when taking a leak, my eyes maintain guard over my VIP seating -- I had the management install a panoramic window at eye-level in the Tilac pisser, perhaps you've noticed it?

 

:)

 

We all know that the table next to the toilet is the best place at Tilac, only the place next to the garbage bin is better.

:content:

 

Anyway, my guess is, that the Mamasan is responsible for the reserved sign the table and not requested by a punter. At some bars, restaurants e.g. you see sometimes reserved tables, kept free for preferred customers or people involved in the business.

 

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