Palatkik Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2014/06/06/army-apologizes-masturbating-soldier The military has apologized after a soldier assigned to monitor the media decided to put on his own show yesterday. An unidentified soldier wielding an assault rifle and wearing armor burst into a Channel 9 anchorwoman's dressing room and, before long, pulled out his other gun and began stroking it in front of the terrified woman. By "other gun" we mean "his penis," and by "stroking it" we mean "stroking it." Someone ran for help but the uniformed soldier, reportedly attached to the 2nd Infantry Battalion, decided show-and-tell time was over and fled the scene before other soldiers responded to calls for help. Battalion commander Col. Teerapong Chutinan apologized to the woman and gave her some fruit. Channel 9, like all television networks, hosts a detachment of soldiers stationed there to monitor their activity. The army said it's seeking the soldier for disciplining, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Amazing Thailand!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumsoda Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 ....nothing like a well oiled gun....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 "This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Two days ago ... Army officer apologises for private's obscene behaviour An Army supervisor apologised to a Channel 9 reporter and members of the crew yesterday on behalf of an Army private, who displayed obscene behiavour at their dressing room on Wednesday morning. Lt-Colonel Theerapong Chutinan, of the 1st Infantry Regiment in the King's Royal Guard, presented a fruit basket in apology to the group and reported the case to his supervisors. A hunt is on for the private in question, who was initially identified as a Surin native. http://www.nationmultimedia.com/national/Army-officer-apologises-for-privates-obscene-behav-30235584.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 He may well come up on charges for assault with a deadly weapon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palatkik Posted June 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Two days ago ... Army officer apologises for private's obscene behaviour An Army supervisor apologised to a Channel 9 reporter and members of the crew yesterday on behalf of an Army private, who displayed obscene behiavour at their dressing room on Wednesday morning. Lt-Colonel Theerapong Chutinan, of the 1st Infantry Regiment in the King's Royal Guard, presented a fruit basket in apology to the group and reported the case to his supervisors. A hunt is on for the private in question, who was initially identified as a Surin native. http://www.nationmul...v-30235584.html Think I like the masturbating soldier headline more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huumlaar Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 <<Battalion commander Col. Teerapong Chutinan apologized to the woman and gave her some fruit.>> Please tell me it was a Banana 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 It was a basket a fruit. Lots of bananas. Maybe it is a Surin greeting, sort of like Maoris sticking out their tongue at you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pasathai1 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 He may well come up on charges for assault with a deadly weapon Assault with a friendly weapon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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