Guest Posted November 5, 2002 Report Share Posted November 5, 2002 according to the missus i have the tendency to blast the loudest ones while sleeping. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pom_Jao_Choo Posted November 5, 2002 Report Share Posted November 5, 2002 I like to do the old "Pull My finger" routine ::. No one in LOS seems to be familiar with it. Reactions vary, but is something like an ice breaker. Not really the best way to handle it, i'm sure most ladys would prefer you excused yourself from the the room, but oh well sometimes :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pom_Jao_Choo Posted November 5, 2002 Report Share Posted November 5, 2002 ROTFLMAO :D :: :: :: :: :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2002 Report Share Posted November 5, 2002 I try not to fart unless involved in "fart sex", otherwise it is just pretty stinky stuff, lets get to the real question though, who will admit to farting & then turning Indian rubber man to get as close to their own ass to smell their own by product?? Admit this & you really are free with the farting . ( I am not admiting to this at this stage ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2002 Report Share Posted November 5, 2002 what's the use of farting if you don't smell your own ones? of course mine don't stink. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2002 Report Share Posted November 5, 2002 Mine reek! And I love it!! :: The catch it in your hand & smell it is a good method of inhalation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2002 Report Share Posted November 5, 2002 Russ, I remember the first time one accidently fell out in the company of "she who shall remain nameless", the lady in question was tickled pink with my embarassment. Later on she returned the favour and was almost beside herself in shame. Thankfully we have move on from there and last time round I put on a special blue flame light show for her (lights out and lighter at the ready) not sure she was quite as impressed as i was though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2002 Report Share Posted November 5, 2002 mine have "body and aroma" :: favorite fart locations: small airconditioned spaces like cars lifts, just before you step out under the bedsheet, drives every woman crazy :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2002 Report Share Posted November 5, 2002 >>>Thankfully we have move on from there and last time round I put on a special blue flame light show for her (lights out and lighter at the ready<<< but be reminded that you should wear at least some underpants while flaming them. we had a guy in boarding school who got some nasty burns... :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2002 Report Share Posted November 5, 2002 most definately a case of " Kids don't try this at home, this man is a professional"....gotta make sure those undies are cotton and not nylon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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