spirit_of_town_hall Posted November 5, 2002 Report Share Posted November 5, 2002 I dont think they mind too much I have only ever soiled the bed twice and they were pissed off about that I think. STH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2002 Report Share Posted November 5, 2002 The relevent joke on the subject: Why do women not fart like men? Because they can't shut up long enough to build up pressure ! :: :: :: :: :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2002 Report Share Posted November 5, 2002 thats a good one !!!!!!!!!! i will use it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarisin Posted November 5, 2002 Report Share Posted November 5, 2002 Yeah, we male farangs might have the volume (why do Tim Allen comedy skits come to mind here?), but what about these cute little bargirls? Damn, they are the world's best SBD (Silent But Deadly) artists. :: I had one the other night that shot an SBD under the covers and it just about made my eyeballs turn 360 degrees in their sockets. :: The paint is still peeling off my walls after this 42 kgs cutie gassed my place. She needs a job with an exterminator. Anyway, great topic. Now, we only need to know the Top Ten Foods (excluding somtam) Which Make You Rip One. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
think_too_mut Posted November 5, 2002 Report Share Posted November 5, 2002 Interesting...more than 10% of the viewers have responded to the post. The theme must be of a great interest. I guess, everybody is an expert in the matter. My style: never done it in presence of anyone, nor would tolerate others (especially gfs) doing that next to me. For those who did not know: a fart is the same substance as a natural gas, burns like hell if there is lit match near the source. Watch your body hair.... Poor "Culture" section. Too few responses in there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pom_Jao_Choo Posted November 5, 2002 Report Share Posted November 5, 2002 LOL!! I think you would enjoy going elephant treking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamokhamok Posted November 5, 2002 Report Share Posted November 5, 2002 You have to be very careful that you're not kissing the kitty at the same time as she farts. Hell of a job to get the smell off your lips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaad Posted November 5, 2002 Report Share Posted November 5, 2002 I had one the other night that shot an SBD under the covers and it just about made my eyeballs turn 360 degrees in their sockets. LOL :: :: :: Good one!! I usually don't fart when my TG is present. Only when I feel that perfect ONCE-IN-A-WEEK-FART which makes my whole body shiver from relaxation. I really disgust it when my TG shows her farting skills, really stinky and a huge turn OFF!! Somebody mentioned about fart-food.....for me it's without any doubt BEANS. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAYBLOOM Posted November 5, 2002 Report Share Posted November 5, 2002 While we are on the topic, check out: http://www.poopreport.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhordPhan Posted November 5, 2002 Report Share Posted November 5, 2002 [color:"blue"]Reactions vary, but is something like an ice breaker. [/color] Wow! I'd never thought of it in that fashion. I can see it now... "Hallo, sir. Welcome. What you name?" "Pull my finger, tilac" PHHHHHTTTTTT "Oh! You velly funny man! Hab much power. You pay bar fine?" I'll try this new ice breaking technique in a couple of weeks and offer a full report. :: :: :D PhordPhan 15 days and counting!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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