PhordPhan Posted November 5, 2002 Report Share Posted November 5, 2002 Some people REALLY DO have too much free time!!! PhordPhan :: :: :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelgianBoy Posted November 5, 2002 Report Share Posted November 5, 2002 Says flyonzewall: favorite fart locations: under the bedsheet, drives every woman crazy Where is WA when we need him ? Cheers ! PS : and I never fart - of course ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted November 5, 2002 Report Share Posted November 5, 2002 reminds me of the old joke "...why don't convicted felons eat pussy...? to close to the gas chamber..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pom_Jao_Choo Posted November 5, 2002 Report Share Posted November 5, 2002 LOL , woops that read the wrong way. Not an ice breaker for meeting the girl. Meant more that if your going to make the big noise at least you can try to make a joke out of it. But hey maybe? :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
check_bin_krap Posted November 5, 2002 Report Share Posted November 5, 2002 Completely not Thai related, I found this info in "den store norske doboka" (the great Norwegian toiletbook), by Per Inge Torkilsen: Some people fart for a living. The most famous fart artist was Frenchman Joseph Pujol. He travelled around Europe with his farting show from 1892 until 1914. He was Europe's best paid artist for a period, commanding fees of 20,000 Franc for each show. He started his career at Moulin Rouge in Paris. In 1896 a lady laughed so much of his show that she did her last fart and died. Among those he performed for were King Leopold II of belgium, and crown prince Edward of England. He retired as a multimiloneer in 1914. Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusty Posted November 6, 2002 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2002 Somebody mentioned about fart-food.....for me it's without any doubt BEANS Brussells sprouts are particularly lethal and so is my favorite breakfast cerial "Alpen".I did "follow straight through"on the way to work once after a vicious chicken tikka masala.Had to chuck my pants away and have a shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 6, 2002 Report Share Posted November 6, 2002 CBK, There was a chap here who had a brief but explosive television career called Captain Methane. i think he did a brief tour doing shows as well, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 6, 2002 Report Share Posted November 6, 2002 I think you may be referring to "Mr Methane" , a famous fart-ist. While we on this type of topic does anyone know anywhere in LOS that specialises in Bog Baths?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 6, 2002 Report Share Posted November 6, 2002 That's him. And who said Australians had no culture? And then of course there is the penis puppeteers, but thats another story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 6, 2002 Report Share Posted November 6, 2002 Says BelgianBoy: Where is WA when we need him ? Cheers ! PS : and I never fart - of course ! I was cleaning up, tried to rip a big one on my wifes head (while she was sleeping ) and I shat myself! Nothing brings out the pre love mood better for me and my little sakura than a nice juicy fart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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