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Mr Munchmaster , searching for the headoffice of the Thai Asssociation of Culture and good Music I wrongly stumbled into a place called Honey Bee massage ; it is in a side alley and as such worth visiting Soi 22 .

Dear Sir , thank you for your constructive recommendation but very young lasses make me nervous to be honest . My target group is the mid thirty ex farmer with Thai husband no good and disposed of long ago . Preferably buzy in the original Thai oilmassage sector . I did as per my last visit successfully identify a suitable candidate who offers the extremely rare art of having developed a sense for erotic behaviour which in Siam is widely misunderstood as a package of take shower blowjob and boom-boom . The bleeding-dry attitude is of minor importance as I am a supporter of the theory that being the richest man on the graveyard is a thing of zero value . Apart from this I am after true love but temporary only , I shall not enter long term relationships any more in the kingdom .

In full support of the current Thai government I may propose an amendmend to the close-bars-close-to-schools-law . I propose to ban prostitution closer than 10 meters to all school property . Which will lead into an immediate meltdown of the national gross income although prostitution does not exist in the kingdom because forbidden by law . All prostitues shall be transferred to inactive post further North East . After this has been successfull implemented I further propose that taxi meters must be used on any roads in immediate vicinity ( closer than 500 meters ) to any bar that although in vicinity of schools has not been closed so far .

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Yes , as far as it concerns activities within the EU . " The bureaucracy the EU lunatics of the chocolate state of Brussels is legendary. " Could you probably try to explain the board what makes you think they are lunatics . Lots of EU implementations are a pure blessing .

Hopefully with success .

As should be commonly known I have always been fighting for truth and reliability in public life . I shall therefore during my next visit carry a full bottle of Singha Beer with me and and a signpost : For sale . No doubt the authorities shall stop me once coming " near the boundary lines of educational institutions or dormitories near educational institutions." I shall report after a week research what " near " is .

Sir , one of my highly recommended sidewalk restaurants is outside the Surawong end of Patpong II . They are not allowed to sell booze but if you ask for a Singha you do immediately get one . Shall I try a list of things that are not allowed in the kingdom but nobody cares ; this rule affects so many business interests that it will evaporate in no time .

Is there any evidence that bars inside a 300 m radius of a school make the children have a beer Singha during the 10:00 break ? And would they refrain from a beer Singha after school because 300 m is too far ? According to my as usual more than accurate observation I would rather stop people selling food inside 5000 m from any school .

Regarding my forthcoming next visit to the Kingdom I plan to buy a second hand Baht bus , rename it BUBI's International Mobile School and park it in front of lucrative bars . Chief teacher Bubi waiting in the bus for offers to move on . This law is so damned crazy that it might have a serious chance in the kingdom .

Just a diplomatic way of saying Long time no like

I am deeply worried gentlemen due to my 1-2-3 simcard still holding more than 120 Baht credit which might be seriously endangered as I thought . Although the complexity of the project creates the possibility of failure , such as strictly enforced booze bans .

Awfully sorry gentlemen to disturb the iron on-topic discipline of this fine board but what did finally happen to the rule that all sim-cards would have to be registered to a living person as per June 2015 showing a passport or ID-card ?

I am sure that 5 Chinese-built submarines backed by the the planeless carrier with Admiral Somchai in command shall forever make the Thai navy the dominating force in the South East Asian seas , such as Thai Airways in the air . If only they could spare some cash to improve the sidewalk either side in Soi 4 between Narai massage and Sukhumvit .

Enormous disappointment . I have already set up a team to determine appropriate names for the submarines , so far we have : Tingtong Isaan Tingtong Singha Tingtong Hillary Tingtong Visarun Not sure how many they are going to get , any update highly appreciated .

Unfortunately the Greek people have over hundreds of years successfully cultivated a lifesytle of spending other peoples money and are now just facing the new situation that the lenders have enough . ( At least I hope so ) You do further not realise that the " greedy banks" are out of this game long ago , it is mostly other countries that shall loose their money . And there again it is the money of people who did work and pay tax that has later been used to support aforementioned parasites . They received 150.000.000 Euros to help establishing a system that makes sure taxes are paid , money disappeared without any results of course . Their history in the EU and the Euro is nothing but fraud and fake and lies .The Greeks are dreamers who need a kick in the arse to wake up . The poor pensioner crying in front of an empty ATM machine is responsible for his own fate , not Merkel .

Pol Col Sukhtat Pumpunmuang due to wrongly speculating there are sex workers in Pattaya and thus ruining the image of the kingdom will be moved to inactive post at Lao border or alternatively fleet commander of recently purchased Chinese submarines .

Extremely disappointing event . This will for sure give Pattaya a very negative image contrary to its position as an internationally respected centre of culture and high end quality tourism . Pol Col Sukthat Pumpunmuang, chief of Pattaya tourist police,......... believed the woman might be a sex worker. Wrong . She is night duty officer of the Thai Bible Society trying to implement Jesus into South Korea . How does Captain Sukhtat come to think that there are sex workers in his unspoilt hometown ?

Watching the hansum man collapsing in Soi 4 or what would be the target ?

What oh gentlemen would be the benefit for a Nanaplaza bar to sell " spiked drinks " ?

If a Mr Owen ( hehehe :cheerleader: :cheerleader: ) confirms the case is unusual , isolated and irresponsible it deserves no further attention .

No idea about rules in Thai waters , anybody in Europe swimming through the open seas does this on his own risk . For swimming or diving in immediate coastal waters different rules apply , buoys have to be shown by the divers etc . Without knowing further details I would be interested to know why this could have been a " crime " .

Mr Nasiadai when I say somebody treats me like an idiot then in case of Nanaplaza that means an ex Isaan-farmer takes a seat next to me and not even looking at me asking Youbuymedink ? and later the establishment charges me 200 Baht for red coloured still water . And after 10 minutes my sweetheart disappears and explains she has to go dancing , meaning she almost falls asleep swinging her ass in small circles through the air on a stage . I would not mind paying 400 for something that makes me feel well , or 4000 . Nanaplaza is low level entertainment , I don´t know what the reasons are . Thanks Buddha I have many alternatives . In sweet memories of Clinton Plaza , the old times were better . Actually not necessarily .

Apart from Nasiadai probably committing suicide I can´t see any disadvantage in seeing Nanaplaza disappear . Executing my latest scientific nightlife research I have been there once and the last time . I felt treated like an idiot which is probaly justified but not enjoyable .

Well known also to Khun BuBi the expert in urban upscale dining . Next to Love Scene is one of my former favorite gin and tonic supplies , nuff said . Maybe your now Huntsville AL waitress did work bah next door and we already met .