Bangkoktraveler

Those dirty rats....

Do Thais ever wear a tampoon and pad......... at the same time?

This doesn't bother me at all. A long time ago I gave up bread...... now I just eat shit.

Why does a police officer need a fully automatic M4 or M16? Why does a police officer need a rocket propelled grenade launcher? I think they need them for goose hunting and........... we are the goose.

Cops have become militarized with complements from 'gifts' of military equipment from Homeland Security and the USA military.

Hearing test? Dung my pre-induction test, a fly got into my shorts during the hearing test. I just kept on pushing the button every time the fly buzzed. Obviously............ I ace the test.

VA Hospital? Actually all hospitals..... some worse then the VA!

..... and thicker!

Thais can eat anything ......just give them half of our limburger cheese sandwich.

I enjoy life....... especially the part of always being pissed off! ....... it beats being pissed on.

The reason why guys like chicken nuggets....... you get no nuggets from a hen and no more then 2 nuggets from a rooster!

I really like religion - especially the Christian version that past the plate. When the plate comes to me, I stand up in jubilation and shout "Here god, take what you want and leave the rest for me!" Then I toss the money into the air and after god takes what he wants, I run out the door with the rest!

Must be..... a rogue cop.

Post them....... post them all!

Maybe why there are less closets is that the people might be more open about their gayness.

If only the NSA would reveal what happened............ but one person told me that the jet turned back and landed at the airport of origin. Why nobody has seen it is because it is parked on a tarmac nobody uses and is invisible to the common eye because of the attics of a David Copperfield wannabe.

Prostitution was legal in 'America......... so was drugs.

Civil Case! . What she should start doing is start seeing a psychiarist for depression, etc. and then go get herself a good lawyer. .

I liked # 8 "8.You could have a phone conversation without the government knowing who you called and who called you." . . Before 1960 the only ones who listen to what you were saying on the phone were the others who were on your party line.

Hmmmmm............. she was able to save about $70,000 a year?

Gun shows in Arizona are not as 'crazy' as they use to be. One dealer got busted for showing people how to make automatic weapons and then there was the 'Fast and Furious' snafu.

I went afterwards to a scene that was a SWAT 'stand-off'. . The 'criminal' was an old man who was sitting in a chair by his pool in his own backyard facing his home. . The three 'expert' marksmen put three huge wholes into his back. . His crime - he didn't understand why his county taxes were so much!

Hmmm....... NSW.... that must be Kansas!

Detroit filed bankruptcy. Who will be the next large city?

Racism in 'America' has probably always existed. . Even before the Constitution was ratified, slavery was a major issue. Too bad slavery wasn't eliminated then along with the right to vote for non-land owners and women. . With equality should have come fairness...... but it did'nt happen for a long time.