bust Posted April 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night.... Should of put the oven on a lower temperature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Coss Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 I don't know if these are true or not, but good jokes anyway... Reasons people pulled the trigger in April 2016 • I had been carrying a concealed gun all day (for which I have a permit), but then when I got home and picked up a toddler the gun was uncomfortable in my waistband, so I tried to remove it. That's when I unintentionally shot the 3-year-old through both legs. • I was unhappy with my taco, so I opened fire on the taco truck that sold it to me. • After I got robbed, I went and bought a gun for self-defence. Then I was showing it to my buddy two weeks later and as we were passing it back and forth it went off and killed him. • I hired a band to play in my bar for two hours, but they finished in one hour and tried to leave, so I shot the lead singer. • Some teenagers were vandalising my neighbour's house with toilet paper, so I came out and shot one of them as they fled. • A parishioner sat in a reserved pew at my church. People told him to move and he argued, so I ordered him to move and flashed my concealed carry badge at him (a vanity badge not issued by any law enforcement agency). He punched me, so I shot him dead. • At a fast food restaurant, where guns are welcome, I unintentionally shot myself in the leg when I tried to pull up my pants in the bathroom. (From the Parents Against Gun Violence Facebook page.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted May 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 2 guys I went to school with were playing with a rifle. Dave and Andrew. Andrew shot David through the head at point blank with an "unloaded" weapon. Wasn't funny at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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