Coss Posted April 19, 2024 Report Share Posted April 19, 2024 My sister in law got her (lower) lips trimmed, I sent her a card from a guy in the burns ward thanking her for the new ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted April 19, 2024 Report Share Posted April 19, 2024 Wanna learn Polish? https://x.com/WhiteSoxic/status/1780608379641045403 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mekong Posted April 27, 2024 Report Share Posted April 27, 2024 Trump is doing a meet-and-greet at a crowded venue and his security detail is being extra watchful. One of them is a new guy and he’s extra jumpy. Suddenly, a gunman bursts from the crowd, aiming his weapon at the President. Pandemonium ensues. The rookie bodyguard screams “Mickey Mouse!!!” at the top of his voice and this startles the would be assassin to the point that his aim is off and the shot goes over Trump’s head. Some bodyguards wrestle the assailant to the ground, while others hustle the President to safety. Disaster averted. Later, during debriefing, the head of the security detail congratulates the rookie. Without his quick thinking, he tells him, the President might very well be dead. “But I’m puzzled” he said. “Why on earth would you yell Mickey Mouse?” “I’m new”, explained the rookie, sheepishly. “I panicked. I meant to yell Donald! Duck!!” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted April 27, 2024 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2024 On 4/22/2024 at 5:35 PM, bust said: Corrupted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Coss Posted May 16, 2024 Report Share Posted May 16, 2024 I know this is a joke, but it's a hell of an official portrait... Also, inferno-proof butterfly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted May 16, 2024 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2024 I actually liked it when i first saw it. Not sure about the subject though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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