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My last GF said " I`ll only go out with you if you have a 8" dick ".....so I said " sorry,dear,I`m not chopping 3 " off for anybody ." :hubbahubba:

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A friend claims that Thailand is paradise to the less endowed. He says. "If you've just got six inches, Thai women still think you're Harry the Horse."

 

6 inches? Fark, I'm not pissing beside him! I've met women who's clit can give me a challenge in length

 

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If you had Cuban citizenship and were a male, you would be entitled to free penis enlargement surgery. As an added bonus, you would also be eligible for transgender surgery.

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My last GF said " I`ll only go out with you if you have a 8" dick ".....so I said " sorry,dear,I`m not chopping 3 " off for anybody ." :hubbahubba:

 

Of course, you realize that this was the punch line in the classic porn movie Deep Throat with Linda Lovelace.

Circa: 1972.

 

I'm surprised that we don't have more porn history buffs here !

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I heard a story once that Errol Flynn would drop his out and tuck it into his pants pocket and go to fancy dress parties as a petrol bowser :surprised:

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