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Heart broken . At the occasion of enjoying high tea at the Four Seasons Hotel Rachadamri Nok unfortunately allowed me to play with her smartphone which led into a sudden death of our relationship the very hour . Precisely speaking , Nok has been absent for a minute visiting hong nam but certainly would have allowed me to play on her smartphone if only she would have been there . I inspected her facebook account and came across correspondence with a gentlemen from Switzerland who does obviously speak and read Thai although a photo of a ticket showing details of them both was easy to understand . I used the opportunity to break out into tears and leave the battlefield so to speak . After thorough psycological investigation into my inner self I sometimes think it has been the golden opportunity I might have been waiting for . Time since then I shall later remember as a time of glory and purest pleasure , see my recent pieces on this forum . Any future relationship(s) with Siamese ladies shall be classified as intensive but loose . But that is what I always thought.

Mr YimSiam , this your very statement shall survive the next coming centuries . A sentence of unbelievable gravity , my guideline til further notice . Purely excellent , my respect. I shall follow your advice to proceed with utmost sensitivity , following her lead but delicately . Although I can´t stand spicy Thai food , but so what .

Mr wearth , profane approach like buying jewels or shopping gold at yaowarat is not on my list any more as well as building houses in the woods for that matter . It gets tiring , I am now after true love . Insofar your orange counselling truck would not improve anything , I am sorry . Unless you would offer an ultra fast HIV test saving me 500 Baht tips at a certain hospital for fast services . Speed is everything .

I am , gentlemen , overwhelmed . Did I initially expect Fiery Jack to surface with a suggestion leading to a foodstall close to Nana hotel or Flashermac recalling strategies developed close to the Mexican border 60 years ago I am now facing samples of innovative thinking which I may respectfully comment as follows : Mr radioman`s idea to leave things to the lady`s choice would be as fruitful as suggesting to run 3 times up and down lower Suk on an Saturday afternoon with bare arse , resulting in a plain " Up to you " . ka-la-o-kee with a botten or two I have had already had , celebrating a birthday at a place called Isaan dancing , I reported accordingly . I shall never again come close to anything like this . People who have had the opportunity to put their head into the exhaust end of a F16 taking off might have developed a feeling about the noise level at such place plus the disappointing aspect that nobody did show any respect to jai dee tourist Bubi who had paid for the lot . To make things worse , I forgot my cigars . " The suck-cess of any such venture could likely be ascertained by any noted change in her later evening gymnastics. " As you say .

Gentlemen , due to my behaviour of treating the ladies like a gentleman of long forgotten times when elegance and generosity were standard procedure I repeatedly encounter disappointing results in the kingdom . Like I was out last week with my favorite from the Silom classic thai massage shop , the more than lovely Pam . I do already avoid places like 5 star hotel restaurants and such in favour of advanced open air establishments as previously reported ; further nothing moves without a shopping tour through Terminal 21 to improve the outfit of mademoiselle (" falang you tingtong underwear " was what she said ) . Nonetheless I always note that all my joint efforts do not really create a feeling of relaxation and pleasure once we are sitting in the restaurant , so what can be done . I start to think that the daily meals prepared with her sisters from the massage in the open air seem to please her soul to a much higher degree . I am asking myself how the esteemed local gentlemen of foreign origin deal with this problem if taking the beloved one out . Spend the evening crunching fried cockroaches in Soi 4 or what ? Just in case the community might smell a general boredom of mademoiselle dealing with tourist BuBi I may officially confirm that at a later time the same night all boredom has disappeared in favour of sensibility , enthusiasm , passion and everything else . Velly goos . And as we are talking : my temporary experimental ladyboy companion from Central Silom same same . The age range of aforementioned individuals says about mid thirties . Over to you

I have been there , it is opposite Robinson Bangrak . They did almost speak no English but using a photo at the office wall they confirmed 6000 is already advanced quality . Starter price around 3.000 , upper end 20.000 . Sort of mini clinic .

Gentlemen , my favorite exclusively Thai-classic massage girl from Silom Road is a pretty woman except there are two teeth missing upper left jawbone . I asked why she does not have them replaced and she said too ickpensiff . I asked what it costs and she said 6000 Baht . I got this confirmed later by hotel staff and I am asking now what the heck they can do for 6000 Baht replacing 2 teeth , this costs the very same in Euro over here . Nail a piece of wood into the gap ? Needless to say she got the 6000 , investment for next time in May . BuBi longterm strategic thinking but still I am in doubt about the result . What is your comment ? Reading this again I should better mention that we did of course spend the occasional night at the hotel but apart from that it is all strictly Thai Classic . My current favorite to tell the full truth .

A widely underestimated soi seems to be number 11 . No idea which police area but investigating sources of true love and passion I stumbled last week into a place called AVA Bar . Still not sure what the concept is but heading for the restrooms on second floor I noted 2 ladies sitting in swings swinging all the time . Anyway the establishment is highly recommended due to an extremely civilised environment and asking an official what the purpose of the house is I was told for a lousy 2000 Baht barfine the girls were probably willing to offer secretive pleasures . I decided to invest into gin and tonic instead although later the evening some lady joined me at my table and after 2 glasses of red wine complained about man from Germany who broke her heart . And left her two years ago with a luk krung (sp?) of 7 years . She herself was 20 years she later confirmed meaning at the age of 11 must have given birth to aforementioned human being . Moments like this make my life a precious event and my thanks go out to the unknown parents of this exceptional lady .We had some more drinks which led into a serious shortage of funds and I had to ring the hotel to send a man with a car and fresh money . Another lovely evening in the big city , I don`t know what all you people are complaining about .

In a move of fierce opposition to Khun Stick I decided to postpone my emigration back to Europe for full 2 days this very week , reason being Lovely Mum from the Silom Road serious Thai massage shop . She good heart , no buffaloes left on the farm ( Kubota now ) and did not ask for money . Perfect fit . Thai husband gone due to other lady and dink too mut . A drama that calls for social rehabilitation . You tingtong sexy underwear is Mum's preliminary judgement concerning a case of deep and serious love . I had , gentlemen , another time of my life . Khun Lek from Oscar serious Thai health massage near Patpong swore in my presence that I was the one she has been looking for since Thai husband gone due to hab other lady and dink too mut . A statement that might even be nothing but the full truth because I tend to fork out money too mut at times when i think all is perfect . I did in the meantime start to consider having engraved on my gravestone the very words " Where you go ? ". In Thai of corse . I`m back in May , Mum not go customer any more , Lek thinks it over .

Sincerest apologies I did not make it to the American Smokehouse last nicht for tecnical reasons because I decided to go out with the ladyboy . I realise nobody else goes out with ladyboys although there seem to be hundreds around per squaremeter Sukhumvit area for unknown reasons . As a brief summary of the event I may say that I could not imagine to boomboom such person but apart from that it has something . I do now understand the people chasing ladyboys ; to avoid elimination from THAI360 , the monument of heterosexuality , I may confirm I just spent a pleasent evening with Mum from the strictly serious Thai massage . Would anybody ask me what was better the answer is : advantage Mum but up to you .

Gentlemen , I do hereby officially recommend restaurant zanzibar Soi 11 although to my horror a band started playing just after we had taken seats . But other than expected they played romantic songs which supported my general layout of the evening to no small degree . I could even smoke my evening cigar ( tobacco ) in peace and did not even start trembling when madame finally asked if I did realise she is a ladyboy so to speak . I explained that due to my central European liberal education based on East Prussian discipline any sort of sexual discrimination has been banned from myself decades ago and in general I keep trying to discover new horizons virtually all the time . I should mention at this point that madame did not originate from any of these stupid ladyboy bars but from the cosmetics department in a Sukhumvit department store . Holding a paper with her mobile number I am uncertain what to do next , a gorgeous beauty . Any recommendation ? Awaiting your news I recommend in purely general terms Naree Massage at the end of Soi 4 , left .

Although I am not in good condition I promise to do my best to visit the establishment tonight . I am feeling very bad , possibly a latex allergy .

Gentlemen , other that the late doomsday prophecies concerning the Thai capital I hereby confirm that since my yesterdays arrival I could jump with joy to be back here . Even for the airport taxis they have now established a sophisticated system that allows the customer to stalk the individual driver once trouble comes up . Here and now : With the latest as per today love of my life I wish to visit a restaurant tonight called Zanzibar Soi 11 which I did personally sreen this very hour . and results are to my fullest satisfaction . The management takes care to provide a table under an exotic tree separate from the crowd because to be honest I am so far not fully sure if madame is not basically a ladyboy . Which would not really matter since I am after personalities and not meaningless physical defects . we shall see . ( ) Should there be widespread rumours about the Zanzibar causing serious health risks I may politely ask knowing fellow boardmembers to step forward and issue proper warning today before 19:00 sharp . Thank you .

Mr stonesoup , during my last somewhat eratically structured visit to the big city I stumbled by pure coincidence into a small soapy at the end of an alley which following your excellent description should be very close to the Smoking Pug . Sounds now like an ideal round trip in particular as the relevant lady promised to wait for me til the end of her earthly existence . Because BuBi so hansum .

Alas ! Here we go again , a smartphone related childish feature making people run under the nearest railway locomotive staring at a completely useless object they have just purchased for 30.000 Baht after lining up in the rain in front of an Apple store at 03:00 in the morning . Khun Mekong , any attempt to bring me into connection with things like smartphones will immediately create big trouble for yourself originating from the joint law offices at South Sathorn . Again , where is this place . Please try something like : 200 meters left from Patpong Surawong exit or so .

Fully agree Khun Waerth . Although if you read Sticks latest pieces a reader who is unfamiliar with Khrungthep might get the idea that the place has become a meaningless dumphole . Which might be a longterm resident's view but as far as it concerns for example Khun BuBi I enjoy BKK as much as in the past . The only thing I really miss is Clinton Plaza , don't ask me why .

Mr stonesoup , in case you could clarify what you mean by 13.729263, 100.529240 I might honour the place with my presence on this very Saturday . Unless I have to deal with urgent Northeastern farming issues , but usually not at 07:00 PM .

Flash , although you did so far fail to put the event into any Vietnam related context I have to admit that I did really laugh my ass off repeatedly today whenever watching this gem . Thank you so much , you good heart .

Right at the beginning you see a guy waving a red flag , kind of abandon ship safety regulation I guess. We do not know how many thousand innocent people did not survive the development of this phantastic unit . Fiery Jack might be interested to launch one out of Nana Plaza early morning .

Excellent . I did initially fear that the procedure gets out of control and destroys large parts of the Isaan and Lao .

Sir , the Taiwanese like many other Asians , Thais f.e. , have difficulties to settle heavy disputes in a civilised manner . A large share of the Taiwanese have mainland roots , Kuomintang , and I repeat that they are much more developed in human bahaviour than the mainlanders . Which shows again that education is everything . It might happen to the mainland although it would take time . I do not see a bright future for China anyway , they are currently at the peak of favorable conditions .

I know quite a few well educated Chinese but they are all from Taiwan . The average Chinese citizen lives in a world of greed, aggression and the unability to show affection except to family members and lucrative business partners . There are exceptions . Official BuBi statement after about a million visits .

Mr stonesoup , 25.000.000 Chinese tourists staying 7 days each might l result in a massive 175.000.000 dumps without flushing . The kingdom shall collapse under this load . Physically , I mean .

The couple is khunsanuk and Gibsy from Bamboo Massage

Bamboo Massage provides 2 pillows in VIP room 1 . What is the second one for ?