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Mekong

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  1. Please do tell how anything that has happened in the USA can compare to what happened in Thailand?
  2. I have noticed the xenophobic reporting over the years. UK Headlines 2,000 Killed in Disaster NZ Headlines 2,000 Killed in Disaster Oz Headlines 2,000 Killed in Disaster Thai Headlines No Thai Killed in Disaster USA Headlines Florida Man arrested for Masturbating with a Pickle on Private Property Note Florida Man Headline was not made up.
  3. If you call having a man sent off, not crossing the opposition line and letting them cross yours playing well. Apart from the Red card, basically England were just more disciplined than the Pumas
  4. Hiroshima and Nagasaki taught them humility.
  5. I didn’t realise Pattaya had qualified for the World Cup
  6. The “Must Try Harder” comment was aimed at the dumb septic who made this joke not the Kiwi who posted it. Come on Chap, I prefer mine Shaken not Stirred
  7. You think the All Blacks are bad, take a look at England FFS, will be lucky to get out of the Pool.
  8. Neighbour is spelt incorrectly 😄 The rule is I before E except after C unless it is a long“a” like neighbour and weigh. So, Foreign, Neighbour, Eight, Beige, Sleighs and Weightlifter's Also of the letters follow a C and are pronounced “ee” then it is ei therefore Receive is also correct. The rule does not apply to proper names some Keith is correct The rule does not apply to chemical names so Caffeinated is correct So out of the alleged 12 contradictions to the rule only 2 apply Feisty and Weird. So 2/12 or 16.66% correct, about right for a septic, well they do speak and write a dumbed downed version of English, can’t expect them to understand it Must try harder to be funny I before E except after C
  9. Have you only just noticed this from Coss? Not the first instance Most people post in news about CURRENT Affairs, maybe the word current isn’t know in Kiwi Land
  10. Lies Lies and More Lies How can he tell people to forget, what they said was the manifesto on which they got elected man-uh-FESS-toh Noun a written statement declaring publicly the intentions, motives, or views of its issuer man-uh-FESS-thai Noun a written statement of bullshit issued by Thai Politicians
  11. Why does the UK name many Towns and Cities after USA Sanford, Avon, Birmingham, Brent Brighton, Chelsea, Leeds, Oxford, Sheffield and York. That’s just Alabama, another 49 states of them.
  12. Mekong

    HP Scanners

    Having been out of the saddle so to speak with Laptops and scanners for the past 4 years , I have been using my Tablet all the time, this evening was the first time I was using the HO 3 in the Mrs got a couple of years back. Hooked it uo to my work Laptop, which is a PC coz some specialist software only runs with Windows, and it Downloaded "HP Smart Suite, again this is only for PC my Mrs just downloaded drivers onto my Macx. Printed out said document no problems but as sin as I tried to scan got the message "Log Into HP Smart Suite, I am like WTF why log in only want to scan documents from MY Scanner to MY Computer why haveto register and log in to the manufacturer A bit of digging showed that Smart Suite scans the document uploads if to HO Cloud Server and then downloads to computer. Not being a total moron I deleted HP Smart Suite App found just the drivers online, Installed them and scanned the old fashioned way. The fucking cheek of it, storing a copy of every scanned document by every HP Smart Suite user on their servers. Worse than Facebooksince I am sure people scan sensitive document / details rhat even brainless imbecile wouldn't post on Facebook
  13. Check April 15 on page 450
  14. Some “Special” Ameucanisms I have heats over the past week include but are not limited to are Why do we have follow British Law in the UK, did we not beat them in 1776 to stop having to do this Can I Sue the UK government for not allowing my second amendment rights (At Immigration) I am not a Foreigner, I AM AMERICAN Why dos t the UK speak some European Language instead of English an American Language There are Plenty others trust me 5 minutes viewing Quora will prove that.
  15. Jok (โจ๊ก, pronounced joke), or the Thai version of congee also known as rice porridge, is about as comforting as a Thai breakfast can come. Pol Gen Surachate Hakparn Used to enjoy Jok for breakfast and earned the nickname, the Prefix “Big” in Thai is the equivalent of Esquire in English or Don in Spanish / Italian. Heaven help foreigners ever see the book “Cooking with Poo” or are introduced to someone called “Porn” Big Joke has a lot of critics in the Thai Police because of his Anti Corruption stance and policies, he is one of the good guys,
  16. What if your Parents are married?
  17. Wrong forum mate. Most Board Members are from non-football countries Those of us who are hung our boots up over 30 years ago, I need a rest after changing the TV channel to put a game of football on
  18. Poms don’t compete for England or UK since they have already emigrated to Australia or New Zealand. Pom, Pommie etc refers to a Immigrant
  19. Talking of Masturbation there was a global study done to determine the purpose of the Bobbies Helmet / Bell End / Glans of The Penis. The USA found it was to give the Man more Pleasure The EU found it was to give the Women more pleasure Australasia found it was to stop the hand falling off
  20. Wouldn’t that increase the average IQ of Australia but decrease New Zealand? 🤭
  21. Is he a schizophrenic? Ye is an old-fashioned, poetic, or religious word for you when you are talking to more than one person as in Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
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