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Didn't know it was gone, shows you how often I go to that part of town!
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Well that's interesting, Yes has shot into the lead with 3 votes, while Yes and Yes tied with two votes each
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Well, you said you forgot to have a "Yes" version in one of your Poll's so I thought I'd help out mate!
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Good to see you're all choosing thoughtfully. Yes and Yes are tied with two votes each, and Yes is coming last with one vote. Has Jack voted yet?
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Pleas cast a honest vote
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I started the YeS POLL, has anyone voted?
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Wow, no more USA flights, not that long ago they had a few places they went too
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When did they stop flying to LA?
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What Film (Movie) Have You Just Watched?
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Are You A Man Who Cannot Get A Woman Without Purchasing One?
My Penis is hungry replied to Fiery Jack's topic in Nightlife
Id fuck ya if i had the money- 26 replies
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Coss, ive discovered nothing pisses of these cows more than standing near them and sneaZing a lot. My godlast night i had them running. Pluck a nasal hair if you need too. God fun
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For Flash, because he forgot a yes
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Wendy shot a part of a movie in the home of a good mate of mine, across the street from where I am now. Lucky bastard~ I had forgotten how hot she was! Dam she's still hot
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I like Pitbull, he's clever at making money,
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I was going to say the same, now we know how the board katoey pays "her" bills.
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They don;t look that fake 555
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Are You A Man Who Cannot Get A Woman Without Purchasing One?
My Penis is hungry replied to Fiery Jack's topic in Nightlife
Can I get a stunning 18 year old girl with a rock hard body to fuck me for free? No likely, But if I pay I can! So really the question is less about men, more about women, At what price did you become a whore?- 26 replies
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I've seen them in action in Kenya, interesting bunch
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Then And Now: How's Your Shagging?
My Penis is hungry replied to Fiery Jack's topic in General discussion
He's great!- 16 replies
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As someone wrote, you never loose your girlfriend in THailand, you may loose your turn,
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Walking down KoSan road one day this stunning girl backpacker (american) walking towards me, mate and I just stared, so stunning, followed by a 7ft obnoxious American, who stands in my face, and shouts "ARE YOU STARING AT MY GIRLFRIEND" Yes, I was, she's stunningly beautiful, if she's your girlfriend your a very luck many, I reply He's confused, thinking I've somehow insulted him, she turns around and yells. "OK That's it, your a fucking idiot, I am NOT your girlfriend anymore, you don't own me!" He's torn between beating me, or chasing after her, wisely he chooses chasing her. very funny, and stoopid
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Australia isn't much different. I knew I had to be far far quieter than I am elsewhere, so I enrolled my daughter in soccer (her team came second, small gloat moment) and she had a team "Manager" who's job was toell us parents where games are, could people volunteer fro ground duty etc. She sent out one of the worst "e-game" schedules I have ever seen. I work in technology and I had NO IDEA how to use this very poorly designed web site. So at the first training, another lady asked me if I knew where the game was. I had no idea, so we approached the "Manager", let's call her Cath. Wisely I let the lady I'm with go first, my wife and daughter behind me. She says to Cath "Cath, I don't know where the game is next week, I can't follow this web site" Neither can I Cath, I add, thinking this is cool, someone else has taken the lead. Cath turns to me, and loudly says, JOHN USE THE WEB SITE IT'S EASY JUST USE AND DONT COME ASKING ME. IF YOU USE THE WEB SITE THERE WILL BE NO PROBLEMS! Cath then storms off, My wife and daughter start laughing (I think Cath hears this but ignores) The lady who asked the questions turns to me and says sorry, she asked the question, why did Cath shoot you? I have no idea, I'm new to Australia, I believe I'm middleaged male and should just shut up for the next 20 years. FUCKING UN BELIEAVBLE Cath and I had a very tense relationship moving forwards. Some ladies in the soccer club I got on well with, others, not so well. The men who sucked up to the ladies, that was sickening. NOW - Interestingly in the Pacific, the islands seem far more like Asia,
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A Quick Quiz To See What World Leader You Are Most Like
My Penis is hungry replied to a topic in Contests
So yoi are a "Gripper"? I suspected as much.