My Penis is hungry

Wow, no more USA flights, not that long ago they had a few places they went too

When did they stop flying to LA?

That's a great cast!

Id fuck ya if i had the money

Coss, ive discovered nothing pisses of these cows more than standing near them and sneaZing a lot. My godlast night i had them running. Pluck a nasal hair if you need too. God fun

For Flash, because he forgot a yes

Wendy shot a part of a movie in the home of a good mate of mine, across the street from where I am now. Lucky bastard~ I had forgotten how hot she was! Dam she's still hot

I like Pitbull, he's clever at making money,

I was going to say the same, now we know how the board katoey pays "her" bills.

They don;t look that fake 555

Can I get a stunning 18 year old girl with a rock hard body to fuck me for free? No likely, But if I pay I can! So really the question is less about men, more about women, At what price did you become a whore?

I've seen them in action in Kenya, interesting bunch

He's great!

As someone wrote, you never loose your girlfriend in THailand, you may loose your turn,

Walking down KoSan road one day this stunning girl backpacker (american) walking towards me, mate and I just stared, so stunning, followed by a 7ft obnoxious American, who stands in my face, and shouts "ARE YOU STARING AT MY GIRLFRIEND" Yes, I was, she's stunningly beautiful, if she's your girlfriend your a very luck many, I reply He's confused, thinking I've somehow insulted him, she turns around and yells. "OK That's it, your a fucking idiot, I am NOT your girlfriend anymore, you don't own me!" He's torn between beating me, or chasing after her, wisely he chooses chasing her. very funny, and stoopid

Australia isn't much different. I knew I had to be far far quieter than I am elsewhere, so I enrolled my daughter in soccer (her team came second, small gloat moment) and she had a team "Manager" who's job was toell us parents where games are, could people volunteer fro ground duty etc. She sent out one of the worst "e-game" schedules I have ever seen. I work in technology and I had NO IDEA how to use this very poorly designed web site. So at the first training, another lady asked me if I knew where the game was. I had no idea, so we approached the "Manager", let's call her Cath. Wisely I let the lady I'm with go first, my wife and daughter behind me. She says to Cath "Cath, I don't know where the game is next week, I can't follow this web site" Neither can I Cath, I add, thinking this is cool, someone else has taken the lead. Cath turns to me, and loudly says, JOHN USE THE WEB SITE IT'S EASY JUST USE AND DONT COME ASKING ME. IF YOU USE THE WEB SITE THERE WILL BE NO PROBLEMS! Cath then storms off, My wife and daughter start laughing (I think Cath hears this but ignores) The lady who asked the questions turns to me and says sorry, she asked the question, why did Cath shoot you? I have no idea, I'm new to Australia, I believe I'm middleaged male and should just shut up for the next 20 years. FUCKING UN BELIEAVBLE Cath and I had a very tense relationship moving forwards. Some ladies in the soccer club I got on well with, others, not so well. The men who sucked up to the ladies, that was sickening. NOW - Interestingly in the Pacific, the islands seem far more like Asia,

Not that different for me, I arrived first time in 97, I think the Baht had just been devalued, it was about 40, I was here for that giddy period where it soared above that, and sadly the 2009 to recently when it was low.

Couldn't we also say of the majority of this board, "God no, you don't come to bangkok for the culture, like temples and stuff:, laughs a 49-year-old Australian called Jimmie BLonde, who is dancing to a AC/DC anthem with a young whore in each hand at one of the many soi cowboy bars. "You come here to get fucked" Implying that the backpackers are somehow delinquent, or "bad" because they are following their own hedonism, is exactly what majority of punters here do.

My attitude has gone back to "normal" male slut. I've always had multiple partners, even lived with two girls in Australia for a number of years, while fucking as often as possible. When I first came to Thailand, I got lazy and decided it was easier to pay for someone than to find someone. As I settled though into living here, I went back to the fun of the hunt, finding fucks was more interesting, the chase was fun, not even cheaper. So now my attitude is to chase, rarely do I barfine, maybe once every two years! That said up until I was sick a couple of years back, I was still into having 3 fucks a day. Lately I am heading back to that level at last.

Broadcast from some shack in Bangkok, These lads are making some $'s, don't look that young though https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamish_and_Andy's_Gap_Year

My fav all time post wasn't on this board, but a pre-curser. It was about a bloke in a hotel, asking for the maid not to bring new bars of soap each day, as it was a waste. Not being able to read English very well, the management thought the opposite, until he'd created piles of bars of soap as art works in his room, continually complaining, and management just bringing more and more, classic lost in translation problem.

Dam! Outed!

Vanvieng, closed now isn't it?

Please run it! I'm voting "Cunt", and "Arsehole" if there are multiple choices