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19 Ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity


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19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

 

1. At Lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.

 

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

 

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

 

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

 

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine additions, switch to espresso.

 

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Sexual Favors."

 

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

 

8. dontuseanypunctuation

 

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

 

10. During an introduction, ask people what sex they are.

 

11. Specify that your Drive-through order is "To Go."

 

12. Sing along at the opera.

 

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

 

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

 

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

 

16. Have your co-workers address you by your nickname, "Rock Hard."

 

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won!, I Won!"

 

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards your car screaming and shouting.

 

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

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Here's something I do for fun...I go to drive up food place, order, pay the $5 and drive off with the food. I then go to another one in the same chain, order the same meal, drive up to the window, hand them the bag and say "$5 please..." the look on the guys face is priceless...

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