Man at Work Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN." 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine additions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Sexual Favors." 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." 8. dontuseanypunctuation 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. During an introduction, ask people what sex they are. 11. Specify that your Drive-through order is "To Go." 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your co-workers address you by your nickname, "Rock Hard." 17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won!, I Won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards your car screaming and shouting. 19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 20. Bargin with toll bridge collectors... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samak Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 make over 8240 posts on this board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gummigut Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Don't open all 999 preferences threads!!! <<burp>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Associate with Spirit of Town Hall. cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man at Work Posted March 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Have 2250+ posts and still be called a "newbie"! What is going on with those titels again, but that is MaW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samak Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 gummigut is a self declared newbie he can do this or whatever nonsense because he is a silver member! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Here's something I do for fun...I go to drive up food place, order, pay the $5 and drive off with the food. I then go to another one in the same chain, order the same meal, drive up to the window, hand them the bag and say "$5 please..." the look on the guys face is priceless... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegasdave49 Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 Vist LOS regularly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krml Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 I've got you all beat. 21. Marry a Thai lady! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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