A Night at Nana

[Guest]

BTW: Soi Cowboy's my favorite these days because of certain shows in certain bars. "Nuff said.

[MaiLuk]

>>Boring Man, please change your handle to Interesting and Fun To Read Posts Man. It fits you better. Keep posting.<<

 

I second that. Hope he keeps boring us.

[Boring_Man]

Hugh_Hoy said:

Boring_Man said:

That's enough for now. Bored yet?

 

 

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Oh, a question! Khun Boring Man, nice to see others recongize the same tactics employed by the sales forces and have long-since formulated a standard response. It takes practice, but if u stick to your "tried and true" defenses, they will rarely fail u.

 

Hugh (mak)

 

Ha!

 

At last, someone who appreciates the real me! I'm dry now, by the way, but I have plans for that.

 

I'm planning a barhop tonight, so if you see customers with glazed looks (not that unusual, if truth be told) and sleepy-to-comatose bargirls, you'll know you're approaching my Ground Zero.

 

Thanks to all for their kind comments and dissenting opinions as well.

[Torneyboy]

Big_Kahuna said:

BTW: Soi Cowboy's my favorite these days because of certain shows in certain bars. "Nuff said.

 

Shows!!

We`walked out of Long Gun.*show*..also three other bars in Cowboy ( A few weeks ago)...where are the good shows??????????? ::

[Guest]

Stickman knows, but tells in code. Must read between the lines. Think a little Egyptian action and a famous book about Hong Kong that was made into a movie.

[MaiLuk]

>>famous book about Hong Kong that was made into a movie. <<

 

Jacki Chan in Drunken Kung Fu u Master? That bar has a great show

[Guest]

Gentlemen,

 

I had an absolute ripper of an evening in Nana end August 2004. Went to, I think it was called Erotica (BKK residents can correct me if I'm wrong). Bar was empty, so I had the attentions of all the friendly girls there.

 

Anyone been there recently?

[Boring_Man]

Warning: Do not drive or attempt to operate heavy machinery after reading this report.

 

Now that that's out of the way (gotta keep the lawyers happy!), on with the show.

 

It was Tuesday night. You'd planned to barhop on Monday, and had even worn down the resistance of a pal but at the last moment he played the "I have to leave the country" excuse. Consequently the night was spent at Soi 33, and a fine night it was.

 

But this is the Nana thread, so there I was quivering with anticipation as I prepared to enter Playskool at 20:45. Would I see the fart-lighting deaf girl? Would they try to cheat me by having a normal girl light her farts but not speak? I had to know.

 

I entered to a scene of undisguised torpor. Had I been here earlier and had my normal effect on the girls and simply forgotten? No, my wallet was still full and I wasn't drunk yet.

 

The eight or so girls onstage were an uninspiring lot, and barely even dancing. One eventually made eye contact with me and shuffled a little faster, also making the "two girls" sign with one of her fellow dancers. Sorry dear, but I'm not starting off like that, so I checked out the other dancers until the near endless set ended.

 

The atmosphere in this place was strange, about the worst I've seen it. There were about a dozen customers, but only one had a girl with him and there were absolutely no gils trolling looking for sitdowns.

 

The set finally ended and it became clear that I was watching the B team. The A team was much more attractive, and danced better, too. One of the girls immediately started flashing me from the stage. I smiled, which prompted her to hop off and join me right away (Boring Man's News for Newbies and Tips for Teens: this is really unusual; if a girl hops off stage in the middle of a set, it's almost alwas because she's been barfined). She was very friendly and interactive , insisting that my hand spen a fair amount of time in her nether regions. She was happy to speak Thai with me, and after being notified of my barhop plans actually chased off a dekserve who started bothering me to pay bar. These were all good points. Along the way she would occasionally raise the BF question, but she was trying to earn it the old fashioned way, by making me happy, rather than by wheedling.

 

When I paid up it got a little strange. She started demanding a tip. I told her I'd already bought her a drink and we'd only been sitting together for a few minutesand she literally stormed off as if she'd never been so insulted in her whole life. I almost laughed.

 

My next stop was Pretty Lady. Yes, they still have the stupid German porn cartoons and the brainless male dekserves. They also have a recent pantyless policy and mirrors at the edge of the stages for those favor the upskirt view. This place really looks to me like a new Rainbow bar, minus the Japanese (for now). The main stage must have had at least thirty girls, some very good-looking, and no real dogs. Of course this means there's no room to dance (just like Rainbow). There's a second smaller stage against the left-hand wall with about ten dancers as well.

 

I sat between the stages checking out the talent. All those girls and so few customers! I was soon joined by a very cute girl who happily let my hands roam, lifted her skirt to verify her lack of panties, and hopped up on me to start humping my leg, all while telling me what a great guy I am. How did she know me so well after such a short time? Oh, yes, the BF question arose, as it will, but she didn't turn tail (well, she did actually, but in a good way) whenI outlined my barhop plan. This was very good. I bought her a second drink and when she had to dance (on the smaller stage) she had our drinks brought in front of where she was dancing, the better to give me a good show, and demonstrate how that mirror worked. She was still nice when I eventually check-binned. Good place, great girl.

 

Enough for now. Bored yet?

[Hugh_Hoy]

Boring_Man said: One eventually made eye contact with me and shuffled a little faster,

 

 

Love this one: yes, it seems that marionettes directed by a robotic camshaft overhead could would drastically improve many venues.

 

When I paid up it got a little strange. She started demanding a tip. I told her I'd already bought her a drink and we'd only been sitting together for a few

 

Hmmmmm...I'd have been tempted to respond that she hadn't phucked me.

 

 

My next stop was Pretty Lady. Bored yet?

 

 

Not at all. Actually I've printed out all of these posts for something to read on those nights when I'm inflicted with insomnia.

 

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Hugh (mak)

[gummigut]

Geez, what the freak happened yesterday????

 

A gadjillion of punters on Cowboy. Told they didn't show up until 10pm. I showed up later. All FOUR of my "friends" were gone by that time. Second shift was basically what was left.

 

Went to Nana. Well Angelwitch had a good crowd, other than that they either had a lot of girls (Rainbow 3) and a decent amount of punters or they had absolutely none!!! Imagine G-Spot with all of 7 girls dancing. All of my "friends" here were gone too.

 

Life's ROUGH!!!

 

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