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You want easy or hard? Easy is any 4-5* health center. All massages end in at least a hand job. Full service can be had at the Petaling Jaya (PJ) Hilton and Subang Holliday Villa for sure.

 

There is a book available in shops that details whoremongering in KL, called something like "The single man's guide to KL" or something like that. Nervous Dog will know the correct name.

 

Or ask a taxi driver (perferably Chinese) to take you to a papaya farm...trust me!

 

Cheers,

SD

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Papaya farm?

 

is that a university dormitory where the girls fuck customers?

 

Health centre? you mean code for massage place...

 

how much for a bit of the old to and fro?

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you just hang out in the bar and there are freelancers around? im guessing they dont have go gos as its a predominantely muslim country?

 

do they have streetwalkers there?

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Papaya farm...dontcha want to be surprised? Or do you really want me to tell you what it is? Believe me, you *will* like it.

 

Yes there are streetwalkers in the Bukit Bintang and Chow Kit areas, but can be a bit rough.

 

Oh I forgot the obvious. The health centre at the Concorde Hotel downtown. They ask you when you walk in if you want a massage or sex LOL! Last time there (2002, I think) it was RM230 for a local Chinese lass. No tipping expected. A bit mechanical, but passable.

 

Some downtown bars have freelancers, the most notable being the Hard Rock in the Concorde Hotel. I have not lived there since 1998, so the names & prices have changed I am sure, but the freelancers ask outrageous amounts RM3-400, tho' I am sure you can bargin them down. I do know that the old favourite meat market bar "The Tin Mine" (think Brannigan's in Singapore) has passed into history since I left :(

 

And there are escort services that are also pricey at RM5-600+ all night.

 

Cheers,

SD

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The airline is putting me up for the night, and apparently the hotel is halfway between the city and the airport.

 

would it be a long trip into the city? what is the quality of girls like in general?

 

what price is fair?

 

and yes i do want to be told in advance what a papaya farm is!!!!

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LOL, ther is nothing halfway between the airport and the city. The airport is in the sticks. The Pan Pacific hotel *at* the airport is nice, tho.

 

It's maybe a 35 minute taxi ride to the city or there is a train.

 

There ya go, a papaya farm:

papaya%20farm.jpg

 

A papaya farm is Malaysian-English slang for a clandestine gogo bar. You know...tits=papayas :D. I say clandestine because there are no official gogo bars there, but the Chinese mafia sets them up in different places around the city (usually karaoke bars in discrete areas). Taxi guys usually know where they are. And yes, they are usually full service in the private rooms at "the farm".

 

Cheers,

SD

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I think the book is called a Single Batchelors guide to Kula Lumpor. Dam good book.

 

Hard Rock Cafe ha freelancers, LOTS on buket Bintang, pay about 150 which 1500 Baht (Just add a zero to local currency to work out Thai )

 

Non P4P will take more than a single night.

 

Halfway from airport? Find the name if you can, See if its sunway resort, not a bad area.

 

About 300 naht in a taxi if you half way.

 

DOG

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If the airline that's putting you up for the night is Malaysian, you'll probably find you're staying at the Equatorial at Bangi (in the middle of fuck-all) if you're in economy class, or the Pan Pacific KLIA if you're in business of first. (Again, miles from the city).

 

If you really want to wet your whistle and you grab a cab into town, head for the Beach Club on Jalan P. Ramlee.

 

Not a bad club, (beer's expensive though - but its KL), and heaps of freelancers - mainly from the Philippines, but a few Thais thrown in as well. They will know a short time hotel you can go to with them a short drive away by taxi.

 

They'll ask for about 300RM short-time, but a lit of haggling and a lot of smiling and you should find someone for 150RM no problem.

 

The massage centres at The Malaya Hotel and The Furama Hotel in Chinatown are ok, but close about midnight. A little seedy though. About 180RM for "one shot" as they say in KL.

 

Hope this helps.

Moo Noi.

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