Brink15 Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 As many longstanding board members know KS likes to promote himself as a hardworking IT professional whose hobby is a harmless message board on Thai related topics. A new investigation by esteemed American journalist Geraldo Rivera uncovers the disturbing truth behind the seemingly benign website and its creator. KS would have you believe he is just breaking even with Nanaplaza.com and that he lives somewhat modestly. This is far from the truth. It has been discovered that he lives in a Thai mansion on the outskirts of Sukhumvit. With a downstairs maid and an upstairs maid it is no wonder that he claims to have left the nightlife scene years ago. So how does he support such a lavish lifestyle? Well Rivera's investigation uncovers a far reaching plot for world domination that is reaping millions for our board admin. It starts in a secret facility in Bang Pli. It is here that KS meets with his board moderators to determine strategy for the complete control of board member's minds. This is the real reason for the switch to anonymous moderation. How do they plan to gain control over the member's minds? When each board member registers a program traces the IP address of the registrant and through access to all major ISP databases. They then obtain the user's address. An agent is then assigned to implant a control chip in the board member's computer. Over time the chip gains control over the board member's subcontious causing them to become addicted to the website. The best example is P127 who was one of KS's earliest experiments. Soon after the chip has been implanted the board member spends more and more time logging on and posting, eventually eliminating the need for a life outside the board. Disenters are quietly eliminated (has anyone heard anything from Fly recently?) How is the plot funded? It appears the conspiracy is wide reaching with ties to some of the largest corporations including Microsoft. Ties to Microsoft can be further seen through a customized blue screen that appearsfor a fraction of a second on the comprimised computer of board members under control. So you see your fears of board addiction are not unfounded. Heed my advice and thoroughly examine your PCs for evidence of tampering. Limit your exposure to the subversive threads on this board. And just once in a while get out and interact with real live human beings (other than bar girls.) Save yourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilli13 Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Brink, It appears you know to much...be careful, be very careful...I am sorry, but I have my orders... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjann Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 and i thought KS was a mild,placid,good natured Fella........... appearances can be deceptive........... :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khunsanuk Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Hi, You do realize of course that I will now have to kill you. Sanuk! PS Cool writing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 well done :: Can i have the upstairs maid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous_Dog Posted November 14, 2005 Report Share Posted November 14, 2005 Yeah - she was cuter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Scrutinizer Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Geraldo barely escaped with his life doing this expose. :: We'll get him next time. :: There will be a next time. KS has passed out the ammunition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Geez, Brink, how did you come upon that pic of P127?? He's trying to hide behind the 'stache, but that's him. Is that Pinot Noir or Zin? Brink commented: "The best example is P127 who was one of KS's earliest experiments. Soon after the chip has been implanted the board member spends more and more time logging on and posting, eventually eliminating the need for a life outside the board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattaya127 Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Hey, Buster, remember i have a pix of your (pallid) calves when you were fleeing some ferocious dogs. Want it in the pix gallery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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