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Will the insults never cease!!!! As I read farangbaa's missive I see he has also hurled a most unseemly eptiat as well....Sir, I have never been in the past, and I never will be a GENTLEMAN!!! YOU HAVE REALLY RAISED MY HACKLES WITH THIS SLANDEROUS ATTACK OF MY CHARACTER!!

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Traveldog

Deepest apologies at incurring your displeasure as was not my want. As i shall be arriving in Merry Heeland tomorrow i shall take pains to prepare the hallowed ground for your good self that you might more easily sate your appetite upon your choice of delectible young morcels, fair and whorish in what form as might dispel the horrors of abstinence and give thee pleasures and comfort there to bask again in the sweet bliss of such debauchery known only to the few blessed mortals favored by the gods of happiness. December 18 it is and a jug of ale to smooth your startled hackles. Would the lowly Thermae Inn be to your suiting, sire?

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"Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure".

Ambrose Bierce

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Originally posted by farangbaa:

Traveldog

. Would the lowly Thermae Inn be to your suiting, sire?


Aie,I was thinking the Natharee would be a more appropriate battlefield.I wouldn't mind too much sacrificing a little of my precious time and get upstairs with U .I could referee the event screaming provincial french idioms and maybe spreading a couple of young legs just to help the needy.

Justice has to be done

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Farangbaa!

Sir, consider my hackles assuaged! The Thermae would suit admirably, but my departure from this foul denizen has my touchdown on 18th around midnite-I will be at your service around 1am and will be wearing my usual first nite blood red thai silk shirt!!!! As I have courageously, or more aptly, foolishly announced my "colours", those fellow Sanukers may accost me for a drink on the dog's tab!

Luis: I am not familiar with the Natharee, but always looking for new haunts please advise on location or better yet, lets meet I am also interested in new french "idioms" for pillow talk.....heh, heh, heh....

a dog has got to hunt.....

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Luis,

Thanks, now I know....I have been to a couple Soapy Sanuk Stations, (aka massage parlours) on Ratchada, but it has been awhile, now I think it will be a good time to get this sometime "dirty" dog reacquainted with this area, Chok Dee

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Marriage Advice by Kids (As answered by elementary school students)

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. - Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. - Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. - Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids. - Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. - Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. - Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. - Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich. - Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them & have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. - Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? - Kelvin, age 8

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. - Ricky, age 10

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