ChristianTroy Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 .......He is turning off the Playstation!!!! :: :: :neener: :banghead: :hug: :beer: :chili: :elephant: :up: :scared: :scared: :yay: :yay: :yeahthat: :rotfl: :rotfl: :stirthepo :stirthepo :boxing: :grouphug: :spin: :sex: :condom: :redflag: :redflag: :neener: :neener: :neener: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 You shouldn't take the piss out of England, we can do that ourselves... Three old men were sitting around, discussing football, when all of a sudden, God appears. "You may each ask me one question", He says. The first old man asks:"God, when will Germany win a World Cup?" God answers,"Within the next 5 years" "Well, I'll be dead by then" the old man says sadly. The second old man asks "God, when will the USA win the World Cup?" "Within the next 10 years", God says "I'll be dead by then, too", says the second man. The third old man asks "God, when will England win another World Cup?" God looks at him with sad eyes, shakes His head, and says "My child, I'll be dead by then." ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristianTroy Posted June 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 lol! hahahaha! :rotfl: :rotfl: great joke man! haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 He wakes up. :hubba: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 We dont stop talking about the the next 40 years... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultras67 Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 ChristianTroy said: .......He is turning off the Playstation!!!! Not true. He just mentions it every five sconds in every football gaame and every tenuous connections for the next 100 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie9god Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 It is just before the Englandv Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum. "What's up?" he asks. "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered." Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself-you lads go down the pub." So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars. After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil1 - England0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating England all by himself! A few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers, "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on." They put the teletext on. "Result from the Stadium 'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1 (Lampard 89 minutes)." They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against England!! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down." "Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!" "No, no, I have, I've let you down...I got sent off after 12 minutes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristianTroy Posted June 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 hahahahahahahaha :rotfl: :rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limbo Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 Remains a good one although you're a couple of days late Wonder if Bust1 will claim again that he heard this one about the Aussies vs the Dutch team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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