teddy Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 zob65 said:I agree you have to have a bit of poofter in you somewhere if you screw a Kahtoey. My lordy, are you saying that it is Ok to screw a Khatoey as long a a poofter has his dick in your arse or somewhere else at the time, cos that's what it sounds like to me. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damen Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Maybe some of you are fucking katoeys and dont realize it As a public service, I've posted my top 10 reasons to suspect your bargirl might be a katoey.... 10. She can parallel park better than you. 9. She can palm a basketball 8. She can waterski barefooted 7. She will only have sex in the dark, in the doggy style position and her "vagina" smells remarkably like your ass after a workout at the gym. 6. She sucks dick so good, you would think she had one herself. 5. She is on her period every time you see her 4. Although she normally has a very high pitched voice, she sometimes slips and sounds like Barry White. 3. She needs to be home before sunrise or else she begins to grow facial hair like a goddam warewolf. 2. She stands up while taking a piss and the number one reason to suspect your bargirl may be a katoey: 1. She has a six inch clitoris! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Feck me, you had me sweating there, I once had a BG that met 9 of those criteria. Thank feck her clitoris was actually 8 inches long or I would suspect she could have been a khatoey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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