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How do I acquire a "Mail Order" Bride?


David_66_UK

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Have been reading about these for years, but never found where I can get one - anyone know any "reputable" Mail Order Bride Companies?

 

I am most interested in the cost of Postage and Packing..............and what their returns policies are.

 

Also if I pay by credit card is she insured?

 

Finally, would I need to be at home when the postman arrives to sign for her?

 

Also does anyone know if they do any part exchange deals?

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Sounds like you want a Thai lady blow up doll. If that is the case, I would reccomend getting one that has an electric air pump and suggest not getting one that talks. A popular model is the one with all three holes fully operational. If you get the latter, get the model that is self KY lubricating and is easy to clean out.

 

Oh ya, make sure you do not get a used, store try out or reposessed model.

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I like sonchai's other comment better, I can't reproduce it because I lost the book, but it was a bit like him musing about these strange falang men who think they can find enlightenment in the crotch of a Thai prostitute.

 

Anyone who can find me the real quote?

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