bust Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 I wonder whether this is a first. Had a chat last night with the Farmers Daughter. Sorry but just cannot find it in myself to let go. Anyway she asked me for some help. Has a transportation issue. The bells start ringing of course. Doesn't want a pick-up or a new honda or the tractor needs upgrading......no she just asked for a simple bicycle. Her reasons " so make my legs stronger to put around you when we boom boom". I am in big touble with this one. Help me DS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumsoda Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 Bust, old son, you must be a real "case" to be asking Dum Cnut for help..555 The only suggestion I can offer is, if you haven't already bought the "fucking" bicycle (pun intended)....go see a shrink...real quick... Arhhhhh breaking up can be such a painful experience....(for a few days)..but the "making up"...more than compensates...lol... (actually tried it myself only last week...didn't last long) Cheers "weak as piss" Dum( Cnut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted November 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Mate.........told her to borrow one or ask the Texan to buy it for her . I will definately be testing her theory on my nest visit though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 First the bicycle, then she will need a pickup truck to take the bicycle to the shop for repairs, then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dali Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 These bargirls are getting way too smart!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian2 Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Shame shame shame bust, we're talking missionary position here, what are you... American or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Hippie Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Bust, I'd advise you, but I just bought a bunch of cows in Issaarn, so I am no one to talk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thalenoi Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Well our buffalo got his second baby two nights ago. I was informed we would need more land for the buffalo family to graze on. Not sure this helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted November 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Shame shame shame bust, we're talking missionary position here, what are you... American or something? Haven't you ever heard of gravity boots Julian Have to admit though there is something oddly sexy about a girl on a bicycle. Always get floored in Burma as they ride along with their umbrellas on their bikes with that sweet smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belfastish Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 true!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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