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CIA: we know where Osama is!


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Was referring to this CT

 

Yeah that was a good one! When Saddam saw that on the news he said "really? This Alzheimer is getting worse"

 

Does anyone believe anything Washington says any more?

 

Not sure, Washington died 1799 :grin:

 

Now serious, no I don't believe them not even when they tell the truth. What is interesting is that the USA takes the entire blame and hate, let's not forget that Tony Blair was telling loads of lies as well which where fabricated by his own agency!

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If he is dead, then who is the person that GWB brings forth every once in a while who changes public opinion regarding GWB?

 

Osama bin Laden has hired 10 look-alikes. Now, how hard up do you have to be before you take that job? There's no way to win! If Osama dies, you don't get paid. If you're found, you get killed." â??Jay Leno

 

"Osama bin Laden has ten look-alikes to fool us Americans. Ten look-alikes, and he's married to five of them." â??David Letterman

 

"Did you hear this? They say now Osama bin Laden and his buddy Mullah Omar have left Afghanistan dressed as women. They dressed up as women and went across the border into Pakistan. I think they're going to make a movie about it. They're going to call it 'Some like it Jihad.'" â??David Letterman

 

and....

 

 

Osama bin Laden Dead After Eating E.coli Tainted Spinach

 

by Kamal El-Din

 

'Osama Bin Laden's Last Meal?U.S. military sources report that Osama Bin Laden has been killed. Bin Laden apparently died after eating E.coli tainted spinach that had been given to him as part of a cunning assassination plot spearheaded by the CIA. While the CIA won't publicly take credit for Bin Laden's death there has apparently been much celebration in Langley.

The secret plan to kill Bin Laden with tainted spinach was hatched by a midlevel CIA operative two weeks ago as the first cases of E.coli poisoning from tainted spinach became public. The CIA operative saw an opportunity as he knew Osama Bin Laden was a big fan of spinach salads and fresh spinach is hard to get in the tribal areas of Pakistan along the border of Afghanistan. The plan was simple, air drop spinach into the area and wait for success.

 

The plan worked like a charm. As stores disposed of millions of bags of spinach the plan was set into motion. Refrigerated CIA air transports collected millions of bags of tainted spinach and flew directly to drop zones. The daring pilots flew dozens of low level missions delivering the deadly cargo. The operation lasted just four days, as the supply of spinach was exhausted, that four days was apparently enough.

 

News of Osama's death or grave illness first appeared over the weekend and have now been verified by lawyers from America who have signed up the Bin Laden family as part of a class action lawsuit against the spinach processor.

 

The President declined to comment on the specifics of the CIA operation but expressed pleasure about the possibility of the mission's success.'

 

Did we ever confirm the existance of Santa, he's a nusiance, turing up evry year but I never never got anything from him, I'm on his bad list after a bried encounter with one of his little helpers in her red & white fur uniform back in 2001

JP

 

 

 

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It has been said a thousand times that Osama isn't that important to the Administration...They want to make war and Osama was the reason to get justification for the first one.

 

Don't be fooled by the rhetoric. The administration is desperate to lynch him and his ability to shake his finger at America despite all their efforts and technology is a huge embarrassment. He became a marked man after military bombings long before 9/11 and now even with free reign it is amazing they cannot find him.

 

Yes, he has been used as an excuse for trampling on people the world over including rights of Americans, but he is not needed for that. Any excuse can be made and Americans will go along with it. In Korea/Vietnam it was the domino theory. Now it's â??if we donâ??t do this (put whatever you want here) the world wonâ??t be safeâ?Â.

 

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