limbo Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 Moo Noi, Followed by :onfire: :onfire: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 Not if you are married to a Thai..no time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limbo Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 Ah well....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junglesoup Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 Get two bits of pigs liver and put them in the microwave for 30 seconds then wrap it round your cock and wank away until your hearts content Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusty Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 If your hand falls asleep is this a sign of rejection?Ta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 Get two bits of pigs liver and put them in the microwave for 30 seconds then wrap it round your cock and wank away until your hearts content Sick sick....why not use a warm Apple pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooNoi Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Sick sick....why not use a warm Apple pie With cream? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumsoda Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Be best to ask the married guys on the board about wanking tips wouldn't it? Piggy, piggy, piggy..... Wanking is for.... well...."Wankers"... and God (Buddha)knows there are a few of them around here Personally I prefer "spectator sports".....like watching in the mirror....LOl... besides....wanking could give you RSI...and then how do you get your glass from the bar to your mouth..... My solution...to both issues.....find yourself a good Mia noi.... Perfect.....for everything else...there's Mastercard!!!! Give me one good "Real" orgasm over 50 "Pretend moans" any day....JMHO....YMMV I cannot understand how anyone can achieve any degree of satisfaction by boinking 300 / 500 / 1000 different "Skanks"....OK...with a few plums tossed into the mix..... Think "booze" is a working girl's best friend!!!....without it many of them would be destitute Just my Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiery Jack Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 I usually crack one off whilst seated, or more usually standing in front of a computer screenful of hardcore porn in my living room, occasionally swapping the image at which I'm staring for a different one in mid-stroke with a nifty left-handed mouse click. :smirk: I pull the curtains before I start pulling the hand shandy since my computer rig's visible from outside otherwise. Trousers and underpants round the ankles, and away we go. I have the kleenex box on the table next to the PC, with a couple of tissues already pulled out and primed atop the keyboard ready to be left-hand grabbed and put into catch-and-mop-up mode when the tickly bit and vinegar strokes arrive. I start off slow, browsing images, :hubba: until I find a good 'un and then I turn the heat up a bit, :onfire: still browsing, till I find one that really pulls my chain, and it's all systems go right to the finish line. I prefer still images to movies, certainly for the latter stages, as movies tend to freeze or have dull bits that can put me out of my stride. The only other places I sometimes have a wank are in bed when I've woken up with a morning stalk on, or in the staff bog at work if a good looking bird's been in my office or if I've been looking at some porn instead of getting on with some work. But it's 80 to 90%, 8 or 9 wanks out of 10, for me in front of the old computer nowadays, I reckon. Before that, I'd use scud mags. Virtually the same set up, with them laid open in front of me on my desk-table where the keyboard and screen are now permanently perched. jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooNoi Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Er... thanks for all that info, Jack! Most detailed and helpful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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