Torneyboy Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 The Master.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted April 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Get two bits of pigs liver and put them in the microwave for 30 seconds then wrap it round your cock and wank away until your hearts content How about cutting a hole in the side of a ripe watermelon and sticking your dick into the wet filling? A big one could be used quite a few times (a new hole each time of course). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elef Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 You're ruining my appetite, have to be sausage and bread now I think - maybe I'm guy after all - but my ex-fiancee (24 y o) from Cuba had the nicest pussy I've experienced - it was like melted butter hot but not too hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted April 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Just get some bread put some butter on it and then use your own sausage as the filling. :grin: Always wanted to go to Cuba. For the cigars of course. :hubba: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLeakHunt Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Similar rig to myself old Fiery although I occasionally cover the keyboard with clingfilm to save any unsightly blemishes appearing behind the keys. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooNoi Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 If I'm in a masochistic mood I find that sandpaper works well or using Tiger Balm as a lubricant to help shuffle to completion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumsoda Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 This is total BS Have you ever seen the results of a DIY Home Handyman..... ....Rest my case.... Much better results when you bring in a "Fully Qualified" Trades....Person Besides I usually prefer a BJ finish.....and with the obligitory 3cm......and a Gut like mine....DIY is like....Mission Impossible... Not that I've ever tried...mind you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooNoi Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 and with the obligitory 3cm......and a Gut like mine Things don't grow in the shade...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Mushrooms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooNoi Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Hmmm... And DS's shape *DOES* resemble a mushroom from some angles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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